Myrrdin
Don Juan
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
I have reached Nirvana
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
So let me get this straight
Your underage girlfriend got sloppy drunk and was trying to get on another guy. You end up leaving once the guy goes in the "tent" and walk 7 miles just to have to hitch a ride home?
and your in "nirvana"
Can you pass me what you smoking?
Cause honestly mate your g/f was disrespectful and if she wasn't you wouldn't have left
Your underage girlfriend got sloppy drunk and was trying to get on another guy. You end up leaving once the guy goes in the "tent" and walk 7 miles just to have to hitch a ride home?
and your in "nirvana"
Can you pass me what you smoking?
Cause honestly mate your g/f was disrespectful and if she wasn't you wouldn't have left
Ya, wtf man. Maybe you need more sleep or something.
You have an underage girlfriend who got mad at you for TALKING TO another girl and tried fvcking some other dude in a port-a-john, until you he-manned her out.
You were just playing a game that you didn't care, when she called your bluff you couldn't stand it. Understandably so, but don't play the game if you aren't going to play all the way.
Then she sleeps with the dude later. I don't want to know what creepy story ensues for you finding out they didn't fvck. Probably laying outside of their tent crying for hours waiting for any sort of noise to charge in.
And walked home because of your broken ego on top of it, 7 miles. Why are you so happy again? Because the girl is texting you being "sorry" now? Interesting.
You have an underage girlfriend who got mad at you for TALKING TO another girl and tried fvcking some other dude in a port-a-john, until you he-manned her out.
You were just playing a game that you didn't care, when she called your bluff you couldn't stand it. Understandably so, but don't play the game if you aren't going to play all the way.
Then she sleeps with the dude later. I don't want to know what creepy story ensues for you finding out they didn't fvck. Probably laying outside of their tent crying for hours waiting for any sort of noise to charge in.
And walked home because of your broken ego on top of it, 7 miles. Why are you so happy again? Because the girl is texting you being "sorry" now? Interesting.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
joverby said:
bwahhahahahhaah
Joverby thanks for the laugh mate I needed it
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gOTTA SPREAD REP AROUND
AND LOL @ OP editing his post quickly, EPIC FAIL!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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There's a saying that is similar in nearly all religions.
We reach nirvana through way of samsara.
You reach christ through suffering.
Its more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to find heaven.
etc. etc. There's one in every religion.
Anyway it's super true. You reach an ultimate state of happiness through pure and intense suffering, its just the way it is. I missed the original post, but I'm sure this very real suffering experienced by the original poster had the potential to give him a glimpse of the ultimate truth, of enlightenment.
We reach nirvana through way of samsara.
You reach christ through suffering.
Its more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to find heaven.
etc. etc. There's one in every religion.
Anyway it's super true. You reach an ultimate state of happiness through pure and intense suffering, its just the way it is. I missed the original post, but I'm sure this very real suffering experienced by the original poster had the potential to give him a glimpse of the ultimate truth, of enlightenment.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.