Myrrdin
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I have reached Nirvana
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
So let me get this straight
Your underage girlfriend got sloppy drunk and was trying to get on another guy. You end up leaving once the guy goes in the "tent" and walk 7 miles just to have to hitch a ride home?
and your in "nirvana"
Can you pass me what you smoking?
Cause honestly mate your g/f was disrespectful and if she wasn't you wouldn't have left
Your underage girlfriend got sloppy drunk and was trying to get on another guy. You end up leaving once the guy goes in the "tent" and walk 7 miles just to have to hitch a ride home?
and your in "nirvana"
Can you pass me what you smoking?
Cause honestly mate your g/f was disrespectful and if she wasn't you wouldn't have left
Ya, wtf man. Maybe you need more sleep or something.
You have an underage girlfriend who got mad at you for TALKING TO another girl and tried fvcking some other dude in a port-a-john, until you he-manned her out.
You were just playing a game that you didn't care, when she called your bluff you couldn't stand it. Understandably so, but don't play the game if you aren't going to play all the way.
Then she sleeps with the dude later. I don't want to know what creepy story ensues for you finding out they didn't fvck. Probably laying outside of their tent crying for hours waiting for any sort of noise to charge in.
And walked home because of your broken ego on top of it, 7 miles. Why are you so happy again? Because the girl is texting you being "sorry" now? Interesting.
You have an underage girlfriend who got mad at you for TALKING TO another girl and tried fvcking some other dude in a port-a-john, until you he-manned her out.
You were just playing a game that you didn't care, when she called your bluff you couldn't stand it. Understandably so, but don't play the game if you aren't going to play all the way.
Then she sleeps with the dude later. I don't want to know what creepy story ensues for you finding out they didn't fvck. Probably laying outside of their tent crying for hours waiting for any sort of noise to charge in.
And walked home because of your broken ego on top of it, 7 miles. Why are you so happy again? Because the girl is texting you being "sorry" now? Interesting.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
joverby said:
bwahhahahahhaah
Joverby thanks for the laugh mate I needed it
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AND LOL @ OP editing his post quickly, EPIC FAIL!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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There's a saying that is similar in nearly all religions.
We reach nirvana through way of samsara.
You reach christ through suffering.
Its more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to find heaven.
etc. etc. There's one in every religion.
Anyway it's super true. You reach an ultimate state of happiness through pure and intense suffering, its just the way it is. I missed the original post, but I'm sure this very real suffering experienced by the original poster had the potential to give him a glimpse of the ultimate truth, of enlightenment.
We reach nirvana through way of samsara.
You reach christ through suffering.
Its more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to find heaven.
etc. etc. There's one in every religion.
Anyway it's super true. You reach an ultimate state of happiness through pure and intense suffering, its just the way it is. I missed the original post, but I'm sure this very real suffering experienced by the original poster had the potential to give him a glimpse of the ultimate truth, of enlightenment.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.