Myrrdin
Don Juan
You didn't get anything. Nevermind
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I have reached Nirvana
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
So let me get this straight
Your underage girlfriend got sloppy drunk and was trying to get on another guy. You end up leaving once the guy goes in the "tent" and walk 7 miles just to have to hitch a ride home?
and your in "nirvana"
Can you pass me what you smoking?
Cause honestly mate your g/f was disrespectful and if she wasn't you wouldn't have left
Your underage girlfriend got sloppy drunk and was trying to get on another guy. You end up leaving once the guy goes in the "tent" and walk 7 miles just to have to hitch a ride home?
and your in "nirvana"
Can you pass me what you smoking?
Cause honestly mate your g/f was disrespectful and if she wasn't you wouldn't have left
Ya, wtf man. Maybe you need more sleep or something.
You have an underage girlfriend who got mad at you for TALKING TO another girl and tried fvcking some other dude in a port-a-john, until you he-manned her out.
You were just playing a game that you didn't care, when she called your bluff you couldn't stand it. Understandably so, but don't play the game if you aren't going to play all the way.
Then she sleeps with the dude later. I don't want to know what creepy story ensues for you finding out they didn't fvck. Probably laying outside of their tent crying for hours waiting for any sort of noise to charge in.
And walked home because of your broken ego on top of it, 7 miles. Why are you so happy again? Because the girl is texting you being "sorry" now? Interesting.
You have an underage girlfriend who got mad at you for TALKING TO another girl and tried fvcking some other dude in a port-a-john, until you he-manned her out.
You were just playing a game that you didn't care, when she called your bluff you couldn't stand it. Understandably so, but don't play the game if you aren't going to play all the way.
Then she sleeps with the dude later. I don't want to know what creepy story ensues for you finding out they didn't fvck. Probably laying outside of their tent crying for hours waiting for any sort of noise to charge in.
And walked home because of your broken ego on top of it, 7 miles. Why are you so happy again? Because the girl is texting you being "sorry" now? Interesting.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
joverby said:
bwahhahahahhaah
Joverby thanks for the laugh mate I needed it
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gOTTA SPREAD REP AROUND
AND LOL @ OP editing his post quickly, EPIC FAIL!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mintyfresh
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There's a saying that is similar in nearly all religions.
We reach nirvana through way of samsara.
You reach christ through suffering.
Its more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to find heaven.
etc. etc. There's one in every religion.
Anyway it's super true. You reach an ultimate state of happiness through pure and intense suffering, its just the way it is. I missed the original post, but I'm sure this very real suffering experienced by the original poster had the potential to give him a glimpse of the ultimate truth, of enlightenment.
We reach nirvana through way of samsara.
You reach christ through suffering.
Its more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to find heaven.
etc. etc. There's one in every religion.
Anyway it's super true. You reach an ultimate state of happiness through pure and intense suffering, its just the way it is. I missed the original post, but I'm sure this very real suffering experienced by the original poster had the potential to give him a glimpse of the ultimate truth, of enlightenment.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.