I Have Reached Another Level

[GREAT WHITE SHARK]

I entered an internet dating service and got a phone # from a chick who lived in another state for 10 years...

then today I called her.. bla bla bla... (she has an accent realy different)..
me: hey you have an accent (I was laughing, not much just being funny)
she: what´s so funny about it? I dont understand whats the funny...
me: hanged on her face.

ahahhaha it feels good to throw away...like NEXT!!!!! AHAHHAHAHA


Thats DJ.

 

[Dirtheart]

Are you serious? I don't understand why you "hanged on her face" (as in hung up the phone?) and why being rude to someone feels good?

 

[RabidDog]

That's not DJ...


That's Lame

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Please elaborate on this -- is she a b!tch from your past or something?...

 

[Belgium_Freak]

unless you know her personally, hanging up on her face doesn't mean anything..it's something a coward would do imho

 

[GREAT WHITE SHARK]

sorry my english is as good as it used to be.

I had a chicks phone #.
I called her
She had an accent.
I neg hitted her, I made a joke about it
She started bit*chi*ng - totally without humor, you know, you must laugh about yourself first of all.....

She asked me:
What´s so funny about my accent? I cant see it is funny.
(translating: I cant see the humoristic side of life, I am perfect, there is nothing wrong with me, idiot)

then I turned off the phone.

If a girl cant be funny... fock off! I want a chick that can smile and be funny, I can be funny with myself! I have a big nose..and when people say something about it, I tell them that´s MADE IN ITALY (my grandfather is italian)... and we all laugh about the size of my italian made nose.

do you understand now sardines?

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Still lame...

There is a big difference between a neg hit and a major insult. Learn the difference. Now grow some balls and stop hanging up on women in a rude manner like a nervous little boy.


Do not call us "sardines" for trying to save your AFC ass.

 

[RabidDog]

Originally posted by Spike_the_cowboy
Still lame...

There is a big difference between a neg hit and a major insult. Learn the difference. Now grow some balls and stop hanging up on women in a rude manner like a nervous little boy.


Do not call us "sardines" for trying to save your AFC ass.

Exactly!

 

[GREAT WHITE SHARK]

ohhh boy..... what´s the matter with you?

dont you know about DONT GIVE A DAMN?! I dont like the way she react to a joke, she b*tched on me.. fock her, get out of here... capisce?

Ok, not sardines... minnows.

 

[RabidDog]

It's ok to compare me with a sardine. They get sucked down womens throats all the time.

I know what "not caring" is, but you feel all DJ from hanging up on a girl thats in the next state, that you met off of a dating site?

LMAO !!!

Read the bible again, and please.. enough with the fish fetish already!

 

[GREAT WHITE SHARK]

She is calling me. every 15 minutes. I think we are going on a date tomorrow... you know, she is a model... very busy girl.. too bad I cant show my phone to you.


hahaahaha its ringing again!! hahahahahahahahahahahah



I love this site.

 

[DB9]

lol this is the next level

wow!! I didn't know this was the next level.lmao

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

The mods might as well close this bullshyte before the lamers pick up on it.


This is AFC.

 

[bigstik]

Actually, this is great. What he is saying is, he just nexted her, because why the fvck not? He is so suave, that it didn't even have to be a big thought, it was all nonchalance. Think Johnny Depp in Once apon a Time in Mexico. Or Secret Window. That bizarre nonchalance, because what the hell.

I give this a big thumbs up. Its not like he knew the girl, she'll be fine. Maybe put her ego in check.

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Thats my freaking point -- He didn't know the girl. He never even met her in real life. You can't next someone you've never even met!

Looks like the lamers have come at last...

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by GREAT WHITE SHARK
I entered an internet dating service and got a phone # from a chick who lived in another state for 10 years...

then today I called her.. bla bla bla... (she has an accent realy different)..
me: hey you have an accent (I was laughing, not much just being funny)
she: what´s so funny about it? I dont understand whats the funny...
me: hanged on her face.

ahahhaha it feels good to throw away...like NEXT!!!!! AHAHHAHAHA


Thats DJ.

Naww playboy...that's not DJ..that's just plain lame J.

I mean come on:


me: hey you have an accent

Now if you had of played the game right she might of jumped on a plane and came down and sucked ya dyck fer ya.

 

[HypeR]

another level of stupidity, yes.

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Originally posted by HypeR
another level of stupidity, yes.

ROTFLMAO!

 

[MetalFortress]

DJ? Good one pal. Not even CLOSE

 

[CLOONEY]

GREAT WHITE SHARK IS BACK!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

From what I remember of your old posts back in the day, they were totally pointless every single time!!