I have PROOF GOD EXISTS!!!

[Helter Skelter]

I can prove to you God exists. Just look at this picture.
/QUOTE]

That doesn't look like God to me.


This is God >:wave:

 

[Deep Dish]

Noooo....

THIS looks like god.

 

[Helter Skelter]

How is it that the Stem Cell Research thread got closed after not even a dozen posts related to religion due to "Posts relating to religious discussion not allowed on SoSuave", but an entire thread devoted to religion is allowed to stay open?

Double standard much?

Edit: That last part should read "entire thread devoted to Christianity-bashing". The double standard is more apparent when phrased as such.

Watch the opening post. This thread is about a banana and how a banana can be used to demonstrate the overall intelliegence found in selected human population's.

 

[piranha45]

DEUS U ARE SUCH AN AWESOME ARGUERER. I BET NOONE CAN BEAT U IN AN ARGUMENt. YOU ARE PROLY THE BEST ARGUERER ON THE WHOLE WEBSITe.

 

[whistler]

Really? So this thread isn't about religion, huh? Despite the title of the thread is "I have PROOF GOD EXISTS!!!"? Despite the entire video is a satire designed to advance the atheist mindset? Despite every response is related to God, or more specifically, the Christian God? Despite that you made this thread immediately after having a seperate thread you were posting on closed down, after too many arguments were made that didn't favor atheists? Interesting.

It's amazing how much there is left (no pun intended) to learn from you. Maybe you can make a thread devoted to persuading these people how our military troops are terrorists, or how people who want to secure our nation's borders are racists. Keep the pearls of wisdom coming.

Man... There are plenty of other websites where you can unleash your wrath on "liberals" and "lefties," especially with the impending midterms.

This site is more the place to figure out how to bag the ditsy d-cup hippy chicks and Ann Coulters of the world. (And ps, Coulter isn't all that hot in person.)

 

[whistler]

True, but I reserve the right to respond to leftist propoganda and anti-Christianity threads when someone starts ranting aforementioned garbage on this site.

Fair enough.

 

[piranha45]

its not fair at all, he's a cheater and should be relentlessly persecuted.

 

[Oxide]

WHATEVER, IN RUSSIA WE OPEN BANANAS FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!!

I guess us Russians are going to hell afterwords.


NOW, I PRESENT YOU WITH THE EXAMPLE that SATAN exists!!!

BEHOLD- http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/poop-7447.jpg


The TURD.

It is BLACK, like the DEPTHS OF HELL!

It is HOT - just like THE DEVIL's PIT ITSELF!

It makes your cry - WHEN YOU STEP IN IT!

It makes you ANGRY - when someone throws it at you

IT CONFUSES MAMMALS - DOGS EAT IT, MONKEYS TOSS IT AROUND!

When you POOP, you FACE YOUR BUTT DOWNWARDS TOWARDS HELL!!

CATHOLICS call it the "CONCENTRATED EVIL!"

IT is the thing we have plenty of, yet CANT DO ANYTHING WITH!!


Beware, the tools of God and The DEVIL are now exposed!!

 

[piranha45]

did you guys just see that ****?! deus was trying to draw me into an argument, so he could beat me to a pulp on his own turf. but this fish doesn't take the hook so easy

 

[Helter Skelter]

Anyone care for a banana?
I feel like climbing a tree.

 

[piranha45]

leave the bananas alone, they never did **** to you.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Despite the entire video is a satire designed to advance the atheist mindset?

No, actually the video was made by someone who despite overwelming scientific evidence, refuses to accept evolution as fact. The video essentially shows how ridiculous one can look, rejecting mainstream modern day science.

Does acceptance of evolution make you an Atheist?
No, it just means your educated and intelligent.

 

[diablo]

Feel free to discuss religion, creationalism, and the concepts of evolution as the apply to a 'intelligent designer' elsewhere, thanks.