"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I have PROOF GOD EXISTS!!!

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Noooo....

THIS looks like god.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
How is it that the Stem Cell Research thread got closed after not even a dozen posts related to religion due to "Posts relating to religious discussion not allowed on SoSuave", but an entire thread devoted to religion is allowed to stay open?

Double standard much?

Edit: That last part should read "entire thread devoted to Christianity-bashing". The double standard is more apparent when phrased as such.
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Watch the opening post. This thread is about a banana and how a banana can be used to demonstrate the overall intelliegence found in selected human population's.
 
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DEUS U ARE SUCH AN AWESOME ARGUERER. I BET NOONE CAN BEAT U IN AN ARGUMENt. YOU ARE PROLY THE BEST ARGUERER ON THE WHOLE WEBSITe.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Really? So this thread isn't about religion, huh? Despite the title of the thread is "I have PROOF GOD EXISTS!!!"? Despite the entire video is a satire designed to advance the atheist mindset? Despite every response is related to God, or more specifically, the Christian God? Despite that you made this thread immediately after having a seperate thread you were posting on closed down, after too many arguments were made that didn't favor atheists? Interesting.

It's amazing how much there is left (no pun intended) to learn from you. Maybe you can make a thread devoted to persuading these people how our military troops are terrorists, or how people who want to secure our nation's borders are racists. Keep the pearls of wisdom coming.
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Man... There are plenty of other websites where you can unleash your wrath on "liberals" and "lefties," especially with the impending midterms.

This site is more the place to figure out how to bag the ditsy d-cup hippy chicks and Ann Coulters of the world. (And ps, Coulter isn't all that hot in person.)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
True, but I reserve the right to respond to leftist propoganda and anti-Christianity threads when someone starts ranting aforementioned garbage on this site.
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Fair enough.
 
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its not fair at all, he's a cheater and should be relentlessly persecuted.
 
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WHATEVER, IN RUSSIA WE OPEN BANANAS FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!!

I guess us Russians are going to hell afterwords.


NOW, I PRESENT YOU WITH THE EXAMPLE that SATAN exists!!!

BEHOLD- http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/poop-7447.jpg


The TURD.

It is BLACK, like the DEPTHS OF HELL!

It is HOT - just like THE DEVIL's PIT ITSELF!

It makes your cry - WHEN YOU STEP IN IT!

It makes you ANGRY - when someone throws it at you

IT CONFUSES MAMMALS - DOGS EAT IT, MONKEYS TOSS IT AROUND!

When you POOP, you FACE YOUR BUTT DOWNWARDS TOWARDS HELL!!

CATHOLICS call it the "CONCENTRATED EVIL!"

IT is the thing we have plenty of, yet CANT DO ANYTHING WITH!!


Beware, the tools of God and The DEVIL are now exposed!!
 
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did you guys just see that ****?! deus was trying to draw me into an argument, so he could beat me to a pulp on his own turf. but this fish doesn't take the hook so easy :cool:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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leave the bananas alone, they never did **** to you.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Despite the entire video is a satire designed to advance the atheist mindset?
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No, actually the video was made by someone who despite overwelming scientific evidence, refuses to accept evolution as fact. The video essentially shows how ridiculous one can look, rejecting mainstream modern day science.

Does acceptance of evolution make you an Atheist?
No, it just means your educated and intelligent.
 
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Feel free to discuss religion, creationalism, and the concepts of evolution as the apply to a 'intelligent designer' elsewhere, thanks.
 
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