"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i have never been so sore in my life!

HandyAndy

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A couple days a go i was given 200 "up-downs" by my coach. If you dont know what those are, you start off standing and chopping your feet, you drop flat on the ground and push your self up, and then stand back up and repeat, its almost like doing 200 pushups. My arms, shoulder, chest, back and sides are extremely sore. I literally cant straighten my arm fully, i cant lift my arm to put deodorant, i cant even reach my fork to eat my food and when im standing i walk like a retard because im so tensed up, how can i relieve the pain?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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go to a local GNC and get yourself some BCAA, take about 6 to 10 grams daily; usually after you work out. It's NATURAL, and will help speed up the recovery by aiding in protien synthesis. Oh yea, you gotta get protein too.
 

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HandyAndy said:
A couple days a go i was given 200 "up-downs" by my coach. If you dont know what those are, you start off standing and chopping your feet, you drop flat on the ground and push your self up, and then stand back up and repeat, its almost like doing 200 pushups. My arms, shoulder, chest, back and sides are extremely sore. I literally cant straighten my arm fully, i cant lift my arm to put deodorant, i cant even reach my fork to eat my food and when im standing i walk like a retard because im so tensed up, how can i relieve the pain?
:crackup: People are so stupid & funny. Drink some protein shakes, stretch and do cardio. Like swimming or walking to speed up the healing process. There's nothing else u can do, but suck it up. :crackup:
 
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