"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I have found my soul mate on oldermendate.com

randy721

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I met a local man after my divorce in September 2004,
We got on well at first, but over time he became a bore.

He never took me out, or treated me, not even a cup of tea,
He was a miser and self centred, he didn't care about me.

I hoped with time he would change, but he didn't, so I made my leave,
And joined a dating site in June 2008 called oldermendate.com.

Almost straight away I came across a good looking guy,
He sounded interesting, but I didn't pm him, cos I was shy.

The next day he pm'd me, said he liked my profile, did I want to chat,
I replied yes and couldn't believe that I'd found someone as quick as that.

We found we had a lot in common and clicked straight away,
And we couldn't wait to meet each other, so arranged a suitable day.

We finally met July 21st 2008 in an open public place,
Where we sat and had coffee, a chat and looked at each other face to face.

We live 100 miles apart and he calls me everyday on his mobile phone,
To tell me how lovely I am, and to reassure me whilst living on my own.

We meet at weekends for MSE meet ups or to do our own thing,
And we're so happy together, we make each others' heart sing.

I've had one of the happiest years for a long time and we've done so much together,
We feel our love is getting stronger, that I hope will go on forever.

So I thank you Paul, for turning my life around,
Cos you're such a fantastic guy, that I can't believe I've found.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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randy721 said:
I met a local man after my divorce in September 2004,
We got on well at first, but over time he became a bore.

He never took me out, or treated me, not even a cup of tea,
He was a miser and self centred, he didn't care about me.

I hoped with time he would change, but he didn't, so I made my leave,
And joined a dating site in June 2008 called oldermendate.com.

Almost straight away I came across a good looking guy,
He sounded interesting, but I didn't pm him, cos I was shy.

The next day he pm'd me, said he liked my profile, did I want to chat,
I replied yes and couldn't believe that I'd found someone as quick as that.

We found we had a lot in common and clicked straight away,
And we couldn't wait to meet each other, so arranged a suitable day.

We finally met July 21st 2008 in an open public place,
Where we sat and had coffee, a chat and looked at each other face to face.

We live 100 miles apart and he calls me everyday on his mobile phone,
To tell me how lovely I am, and to reassure me whilst living on my own.

We meet at weekends for MSE meet ups or to do our own thing,
And we're so happy together, we make each others' heart sing.

I've had one of the happiest years for a long time and we've done so much together,
We feel our love is getting stronger, that I hope will go on forever.

So I thank you Paul, for turning my life around,
Cos you're such a fantastic guy, that I can't believe I've found.
This is THE most hilarious thing I've read on SS in a while! LMFAO! Hahahahaha!
 

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randy721 said:
I met a local man after my divorce in September 2004,
We got on well at first, but over time he became a bore.

He never took me out, or treated me, not even a cup of tea,
He was a miser and self centred, he didn't care about me.

I hoped with time he would change, but he didn't, so I made my leave,
And joined a dating site in June 2008 called oldermendate.com.

Almost straight away I came across a good looking guy,
He sounded interesting, but I didn't pm him, cos I was shy.

The next day he pm'd me, said he liked my profile, did I want to chat,
I replied yes and couldn't believe that I'd found someone as quick as that.

We found we had a lot in common and clicked straight away,
And we couldn't wait to meet each other, so arranged a suitable day.

We finally met July 21st 2008 in an open public place,
Where we sat and had coffee, a chat and looked at each other face to face.

We live 100 miles apart and he calls me everyday on his mobile phone,
To tell me how lovely I am, and to reassure me whilst living on my own.

We meet at weekends for MSE meet ups or to do our own thing,
And we're so happy together, we make each others' heart sing.

I've had one of the happiest years for a long time and we've done so much together,
We feel our love is getting stronger, that I hope will go on forever.

So I thank you Paul, for turning my life around,
Cos you're such a fantastic guy, that I can't believe I've found.
Go N/C
 
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