"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I met a local man after my divorce in September 2004,
We got on well at first, but over time he became a bore.

He never took me out, or treated me, not even a cup of tea,
He was a miser and self centred, he didn't care about me.

I hoped with time he would change, but he didn't, so I made my leave,
And joined a dating site in June 2008 called oldermendate.com.

Almost straight away I came across a good looking guy,
He sounded interesting, but I didn't pm him, cos I was shy.

The next day he pm'd me, said he liked my profile, did I want to chat,
I replied yes and couldn't believe that I'd found someone as quick as that.

We found we had a lot in common and clicked straight away,
And we couldn't wait to meet each other, so arranged a suitable day.

We finally met July 21st 2008 in an open public place,
Where we sat and had coffee, a chat and looked at each other face to face.

We live 100 miles apart and he calls me everyday on his mobile phone,
To tell me how lovely I am, and to reassure me whilst living on my own.

We meet at weekends for MSE meet ups or to do our own thing,
And we're so happy together, we make each others' heart sing.

I've had one of the happiest years for a long time and we've done so much together,
We feel our love is getting stronger, that I hope will go on forever.

So I thank you Paul, for turning my life around,
Cos you're such a fantastic guy, that I can't believe I've found.
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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randy721 said:
I met a local man after my divorce in September 2004,
We got on well at first, but over time he became a bore.

He never took me out, or treated me, not even a cup of tea,
He was a miser and self centred, he didn't care about me.

I hoped with time he would change, but he didn't, so I made my leave,
And joined a dating site in June 2008 called oldermendate.com.

Almost straight away I came across a good looking guy,
He sounded interesting, but I didn't pm him, cos I was shy.

The next day he pm'd me, said he liked my profile, did I want to chat,
I replied yes and couldn't believe that I'd found someone as quick as that.

We found we had a lot in common and clicked straight away,
And we couldn't wait to meet each other, so arranged a suitable day.

We finally met July 21st 2008 in an open public place,
Where we sat and had coffee, a chat and looked at each other face to face.

We live 100 miles apart and he calls me everyday on his mobile phone,
To tell me how lovely I am, and to reassure me whilst living on my own.

We meet at weekends for MSE meet ups or to do our own thing,
And we're so happy together, we make each others' heart sing.

I've had one of the happiest years for a long time and we've done so much together,
We feel our love is getting stronger, that I hope will go on forever.

So I thank you Paul, for turning my life around,
Cos you're such a fantastic guy, that I can't believe I've found.
This is THE most hilarious thing I've read on SS in a while! LMFAO! Hahahahaha!
 

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randy721 said:
I met a local man after my divorce in September 2004,
We got on well at first, but over time he became a bore.

He never took me out, or treated me, not even a cup of tea,
He was a miser and self centred, he didn't care about me.

I hoped with time he would change, but he didn't, so I made my leave,
And joined a dating site in June 2008 called oldermendate.com.

Almost straight away I came across a good looking guy,
He sounded interesting, but I didn't pm him, cos I was shy.

The next day he pm'd me, said he liked my profile, did I want to chat,
I replied yes and couldn't believe that I'd found someone as quick as that.

We found we had a lot in common and clicked straight away,
And we couldn't wait to meet each other, so arranged a suitable day.

We finally met July 21st 2008 in an open public place,
Where we sat and had coffee, a chat and looked at each other face to face.

We live 100 miles apart and he calls me everyday on his mobile phone,
To tell me how lovely I am, and to reassure me whilst living on my own.

We meet at weekends for MSE meet ups or to do our own thing,
And we're so happy together, we make each others' heart sing.

I've had one of the happiest years for a long time and we've done so much together,
We feel our love is getting stronger, that I hope will go on forever.

So I thank you Paul, for turning my life around,
Cos you're such a fantastic guy, that I can't believe I've found.
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