"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I have absolutely no ass

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I'm plagued with the "Hank Hill" ass, which is practically none.

I understand that the exercise of choice around here are squats, but I was in a car accident in October and a couple of vertabrae were compressed and one was completely obliterated. This is a case where a bow flex comes in handy, meaning when someone is injured.

Ok, boys. My ass is in your hands (sorry, couldn't resist). Are there any techniques for building up the rear end without putting undue pressure on the spine?

I'm open to any ideas whether they involve exercises, diet, or anything else under the sun. Thanks.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Body weight squats, pistol squats.

Is the damage reparable?
 

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There is not much you can do with an injured back. The nature of the ass muscle is that it is used in exercises that involve your lower back. I don't see how you can get a big ass without doing squats :/ Maybe someone else got an idea.
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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Ahhh... Very good. Thanks, guys. I will give that a shot.
 

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Cure said:
well read all this for a start- all about glutes!

http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_...raining_performance/dispelling_the_glute_myth

In particular, you could try barbell glute bridges, directly working the muscles, but with no downward loading of the spine as such. obviously start light and see how it feels.

Cure.
repped I was about to post that link to lol. I imagine he can get away with bodyweight work like glute bridges, donkey kicks and stuff of that nature.
 
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