"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have absolutely no ass

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I'm plagued with the "Hank Hill" ass, which is practically none.

I understand that the exercise of choice around here are squats, but I was in a car accident in October and a couple of vertabrae were compressed and one was completely obliterated. This is a case where a bow flex comes in handy, meaning when someone is injured.

Ok, boys. My ass is in your hands (sorry, couldn't resist). Are there any techniques for building up the rear end without putting undue pressure on the spine?

I'm open to any ideas whether they involve exercises, diet, or anything else under the sun. Thanks.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Body weight squats, pistol squats.

Is the damage reparable?
 

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There is not much you can do with an injured back. The nature of the ass muscle is that it is used in exercises that involve your lower back. I don't see how you can get a big ass without doing squats :/ Maybe someone else got an idea.
 

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ahhh... Very good. Thanks, guys. I will give that a shot.
 

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Cure said:
well read all this for a start- all about glutes!

http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_...raining_performance/dispelling_the_glute_myth

In particular, you could try barbell glute bridges, directly working the muscles, but with no downward loading of the spine as such. obviously start light and see how it feels.

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repped I was about to post that link to lol. I imagine he can get away with bodyweight work like glute bridges, donkey kicks and stuff of that nature.
 
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