"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have a pathetic worthless life,my life sucks!

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Not new here been reading this site for a long time and I have applied the tips and advice on the forum&dj bible.So get an account why?to tell you guys my life sucks and its worthless.Yes I know im young but I feel like my life is worthless I mean I have no friend,I have one friend but he left to Iraq War and havent heard from him.So I have no friends both girls&guys and im depressed.Nobody to hang around on weekends,always home on the computer or researching.I have tried to kill myself couple times,sometimes I feel like ALL human beings shouldnt be in the earth.I have tried everything but I feel like im a worthless depressed loser no girl want me.I mean everytime I go outside I see guys with girlfriends or see a group of people having friends and fun,it quickly reminds me of how my life sucks.I ask myself why do I belong in the world??Why do Us humans belong here??what are we really here for??These are questions that I ask myself how much my life is worthless.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dreamx You Fvcker. Fvck You.

Get Out There Man!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

TAKE LIFE FROM BEHIND IT'S YOUR LIFE!
 
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stupidity_humans said:
why do I belong in the world??Why do Us humans belong here??what are we really here for??These are questions that I ask myself how much my life is worthless.
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Not US only u. your only fault is that you are just being to lazy! take some classes at the school, join some health clubs, take some dance lessons. dude just S T F U and stop complaining wth is wrong with u! Just stop being too lazy in ur life start doing something to change it
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You're life is the way it is because you let it get that way. Go do something useful and meet some people. You're the only one who can change it and it's not going to happen unless YOU do something about it.
 
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your are stupid i got only 3 close friend i talk toonce in a while i even go weeks without talking to anyfriend im focused on my career my other friend are mainly for clubbing so i harldy see them. get doing something to keep you busy. even working out.
 
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Yeah. Seriously.

How can you screw up being a pvssy? Suicide is THE pvssiest thing that you can do. You want to escape responsibility and all the "hardships" and challenges that get thrown at you when you are alive.

You are WEAK.

Realize it and then change it.


Fix it. And when you feel getting weak and back into your old habits SNAP OUT OF IT.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I cant stand whiny sh!t like this. If I saw you on the street I would give you something to cry about.... b!tch
 
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Yeah... you just about summed it up right. Your life does suck.

^_^

Have a good one! Oh, wait... ooooo.... my bad.
 
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fuzzx said:
goto a different country.
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serious question, how? i too am having a constant bad patch and have considered starting anew elsewhere, but most countries requires sponsorship from an employer.
 
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