"I have a boyfriend"

[Capitol39]

Jae Em, that's actually a very interesting idea--letting her think you have a girlfriend. I'm going to try this and see what happens.

 

[felony]

HB: I have a BF.
F: Don't you want a better one?

 

[S0LID]

me-give me your number and i'll give you a txt
her-I have a b/f
me-hard lines , when ya brake up give me a call

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Her: I have a boyfriend.

Me: Would you like a manfriend instead?

 

[ChesterB]

What do you do when a girl mentions her boyfriend when you' re on a date with her?

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Her: I have a bf
You: OMG.......Me tooo!
Her: lol


then you continue convo as if it never happened

 

[undesputable]

her: i have a boyfriend
me: great good for you.... it must be a great accomplishment for you. do you want me to call ripleys believe it or not?

 

[ToughGuy]

Excellent come back by you guys. Never get nervous or get disappointed (even if you are internally) give them a kick in ass with a better comeback.

Confuse them and confound them....when they try to play with u.

 

[ToughGuy]

Hey gud advice by Jae em. You have got the understanding Big Boy.

Post more you think you would like your friends to come back in this situations.
thanks

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Her: I have a boyfriend
You: Uhh.. I'm flattered....really... but I usually prefer another girl for threesomes

 

[*******]

a gurl from my block tried that same shyt on me so i said

HER; i have a b/f

You; You want another 1?

2 days later she tells me they broke up...

 

[WilltheThrill]

two from deangelo's interview series:

her: i have a boyfriend
me: i just met you 20 seconds ago, and you're already telling me about your problems?

her: i have a boyfriend
me: i'm not interested in him, i'm interested in you

 

[Tiandan]

Try this Nibun....


Her: "I have a boyfriend...."

You: " Mind over Matter "

Her: " Huh?....what do you mean ? "

You: " I don't MIND and he shouldn't MATTER ".

 

[IB2BAD]

She says she has a boyfriend?

Next time she says " I have a boyrfriend" try this:

Her: I have a boyfriend

You: Do you have a lot of fun with him?

Her: Why?... er... yes!

You: Well, if you had two, wouldn't you have twice the fun?



Next time she says " I'm married" try this

Her: Sorry....but I'm married!

You: I didn't hear you say "happily"

 

[ANIRBAN]

Try my licks

Me: Why dont u give me ur number..I will call u every hour
Her: She laughs..I have a "boy" friend

Me: C'mon he is still a boy? You need a Man friend..call me up.. I know u will

OR

Me: Lets meet ..bring ur boyfriend along.. I will introduce him to my beautiful sister ) then we can be a family

OR

Me: I am sure I am more fun than him

OR

Me: well thats all he can be right..just a boyfriend..I can be more than that..trust me

OR

Me: boyfriends are for girlfriends..u r a lady..u need a Man

Thats all folks..use them all rights reserved..)

 

[DJBen]

Her: Erm.. I've got a boyfriend..

Me: EXCELLENT! He can make me a fry-up in the morning *big grin*

 

[paraguayandj]

Her: I have a boyfriend

You: Well yeah... But... do you have a lover?

 

[Black_Italian]

Her:i got a boyfriend

Me:OMG yeh me to but its a pretty open relationship

I say this with a smile on my face as a joke it always works for me. But then again im from Australia and ngirls here are way diffrent

 

[Tempest]

from david deangelo,

HER: i have a boyfriend
HIM: that's fine, because you probably have a ton of hot, single girlfriends, and you're going to introduce me to each and every one of them.

 

[Dukester]

Oh my God, some guy tried to use this one on me last night!

... and what did you do about it???