"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I hate weddings

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Alright, here's the deal gumshoes and I need your help (again).....

Against my best wishes my mother has decided to marry her boyfriend of 3 years and I have to be a witness for my mother's side......they guy is a loser but that's a whole other story, I'm not gonna tell my mother who she can and can't marry and/or start drama with my family unless he becomes abusive/neglectful in ANY sense of the word. Unfortunately, he's not so the wedding is on.
My mom asked me to give a toast at her wedding and I don't know what the hell to say. I gotta come up with some funny/entertaining babble. Now not only can I not think of anything to say...I've never been to a wedding in my life and I have no clue what a typical toast sounds like. I'll hear from anyone, even the retards on this issue.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Honestly, your toast should be pretty short. maybe a minute or two. Something about how happy your mother is with him and best of wishes should be fine.

The best man has to give the long one.
 
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thanks guys.....i can't wait to rip this bandaid off
 
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