thefonz
Master Don Juan
Alright, here's the deal gumshoes and I need your help (again).....
Against my best wishes my mother has decided to marry her boyfriend of 3 years and I have to be a witness for my mother's side......they guy is a loser but that's a whole other story, I'm not gonna tell my mother who she can and can't marry and/or start drama with my family unless he becomes abusive/neglectful in ANY sense of the word. Unfortunately, he's not so the wedding is on.
My mom asked me to give a toast at her wedding and I don't know what the hell to say. I gotta come up with some funny/entertaining babble. Now not only can I not think of anything to say...I've never been to a wedding in my life and I have no clue what a typical toast sounds like. I'll hear from anyone, even the retards on this issue.
Against my best wishes my mother has decided to marry her boyfriend of 3 years and I have to be a witness for my mother's side......they guy is a loser but that's a whole other story, I'm not gonna tell my mother who she can and can't marry and/or start drama with my family unless he becomes abusive/neglectful in ANY sense of the word. Unfortunately, he's not so the wedding is on.
My mom asked me to give a toast at her wedding and I don't know what the hell to say. I gotta come up with some funny/entertaining babble. Now not only can I not think of anything to say...I've never been to a wedding in my life and I have no clue what a typical toast sounds like. I'll hear from anyone, even the retards on this issue.