"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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I hate DJ'ing in the summertime, it's too damn hot!

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and sticky/sweaty. Anyone know what I mean? I always have to look in the mirror to make sure my face isn't shining from all the sweat. It also turns me into a major snail.

If you're driving around in a car without A/C then you know exactly what I mean. As soon as you step out, your clothes are drenched
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I like the fall. Thats the best time of year for me. Plus, there are too d@mn many teeny boopers running wild in the summertime. The last thing I need is a prison sentence.... Anyways, shouldn't this be in 'Anything Else'?

:cool:
 

So pimp its scary

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Maybe it's geographical differences speaking here, but I LOVE SUMMERTIME!!!

That is when ALL the girls go out in their tight little getups, the beach is always an option, everywhere you go there are women just acheing to get noticed....

It's GREAT!!! And in my area, it's not quite summer yet, so the girls are just starting to come out in the open :D.
 

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There are no ocean beaches here in New Mexico...
 

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I love summer but since i can't DJ yet cause i'm still a AFC i wont be getting the girls that are where there:

Short shorts
mini mini skirts
High heels
Sexy Shorts


Man i see about 67 hb a day and i don't really go anywhere.

But this summer i shall read the DJ Bible and i shall be getting some ***** at least 6 times.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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