"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I had sex with three girls at once.

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pipe007 said:
caught the lie on this troll:

"One chick was on top of me f*cking me while the other girl was sitting on my face and my friend was kissing me."

so how do you kiss the other chick when you have one of the girls sitting on your face?

lol dumb ass
A girl can kiss you anywhere. Doesn't have to be on the face. I believe him.

To the OP: Nothing you can do but get tested my friend. Remember to always use a condom though.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Young_gun73 said:
.......because we were talking on phone today. I left my watch at her house and she casually mentioned it. I GOT PISSED. She told me to relax because if she had a serious outbreak of herpes then she wouldnt have kissed her either so she says "Its all good." She said it was in a doormant phase.
Young_gun73 said:
.......because we were texting today. I left my watch at her house and she casually mentioned she had herpes in the past. I GOT PISSED. She told me to relax because if she had a serious outbreak of herpes then she wouldnt have kissed her either so she says "Its all good." She said it was in a dormant phase.
Young_gun meant to click Edit, but he clicked Reply instead when he was changing his story.
You don't write "we were talking on phone" by mistake, if you meant to say you were texting. So that's a dead giveaway.



Pierce said:
A girl can kiss you anywhere. Doesn't have to be on the face. I believe him.
If he had meant to say that she kissed him somewhere else, he would have said so. You don't write "she was kissing me" if you mean it wasn't on the mouth. So like others have pointed out, that's a dead giveaway too. Plus, what kind of women would wait for a guy to give them oral sex in turn? The second and third women would be disgusted to have his tongue touch them, knowing where it has been.

I can't believe there are those who actually believe this story. If a guy wants to ask about herpes, he asks about herpes. Or to make things easier for himself, he looks it up in Google. Why would you ask about it in a guys-only forum when you can just look it up? Trollish.
 

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BORKNAGER,

I dont plan on clicking on your link. Why would you want to send me a link? I dont care about that.

You guys havent answered my question.
 

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I'm in no way jealous, because I know this story isn't true. how?
I'm not even going to bother considering his rhetoric because who knows whether that's true or not.

but it's pretty obvious that if he was worried about herpes, he wouldn't bother writing the story.

so either he's not worried about herpes, or the story didn't happen. I wonder which it is...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Borknagar said:
Dude if you're for real, click this link man, it's dedicated to the true pick-up artists like ourselves. The sound is kinda quiet so you'll have to turn your volume up, it's a pretty good video!

True pick-up
This RickRoll is epic it crashed my browser. Good job.
 

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Young_gun73 said:
BORKNAGER,

I dont plan on clicking on your link. Why would you want to send me a link? I dont care about that.

You guys havent answered my question.
If this story is true, then I'm afraid you're f***ed. Herpes doesn't leave you for life.
 

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snowdog said:
This RickRoll is epic it crashed my browser. Good job.
These links are a big factor in why I avoid url's with /lol/ like that link had. Which is why I avoided it.

@OP: The internet says: "Pics or it didn't happen."
 
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