"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I had sex with three girls at once.
- Thread starter Young_gun73
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Young_gun73 said:.......because we were talking on phone today. I left my watch at her house and she casually mentioned it. I GOT PISSED. She told me to relax because if she had a serious outbreak of herpes then she wouldnt have kissed her either so she says "Its all good." She said it was in a doormant phase.
Young_gun meant to click Edit, but he clicked Reply instead when he was changing his story.Young_gun73 said:.......because we were texting today. I left my watch at her house and she casually mentioned she had herpes in the past. I GOT PISSED. She told me to relax because if she had a serious outbreak of herpes then she wouldnt have kissed her either so she says "Its all good." She said it was in a dormant phase.
You don't write "we were talking on phone" by mistake, if you meant to say you were texting. So that's a dead giveaway.
If he had meant to say that she kissed him somewhere else, he would have said so. You don't write "she was kissing me" if you mean it wasn't on the mouth. So like others have pointed out, that's a dead giveaway too. Plus, what kind of women would wait for a guy to give them oral sex in turn? The second and third women would be disgusted to have his tongue touch them, knowing where it has been.Pierce said:A girl can kiss you anywhere. Doesn't have to be on the face. I believe him.
I can't believe there are those who actually believe this story. If a guy wants to ask about herpes, he asks about herpes. Or to make things easier for himself, he looks it up in Google. Why would you ask about it in a guys-only forum when you can just look it up? Trollish.
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I dont plan on clicking on your link. Why would you want to send me a link? I dont care about that.
You guys havent answered my question.
I'm not even going to bother considering his rhetoric because who knows whether that's true or not.
but it's pretty obvious that if he was worried about herpes, he wouldn't bother writing the story.
so either he's not worried about herpes, or the story didn't happen. I wonder which it is...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
This RickRoll is epic it crashed my browser. Good job.Borknagar said:Dude if you're for real, click this link man, it's dedicated to the true pick-up artists like ourselves. The sound is kinda quiet so you'll have to turn your volume up, it's a pretty good video!
True pick-up
If this story is true, then I'm afraid you're f***ed. Herpes doesn't leave you for life.Young_gun73 said:BORKNAGER,
I dont plan on clicking on your link. Why would you want to send me a link? I dont care about that.
You guys havent answered my question.
These links are a big factor in why I avoid url's with /lol/ like that link had. Which is why I avoided it.snowdog said:This RickRoll is epic it crashed my browser. Good job.
@OP: The internet says: "Pics or it didn't happen."