"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i got punched and damage may be bad

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my instinct would be to beat his ass and bang his b1tch but it'd probably be smarter to go to the police and get a lawyer to rape him
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Its best to get a dentists assessment asap and then peruse legal stuff asap if you need the money.
 
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Go get checked by the dentist, he can probably push them back in place without causing any damage, if there isn't already. One or ore of the teeth my die soon, and that would need you to address them them for sure.

I was knocked out by a knee when I was 12, I was playing baseball. I was the right fielder, I dove for a shallow fly ball, and the shortstop, who was about 18 at the time, and I collided and he kneed me straight in the head. I had my entire lower gum "softened" out of place, with tender teeth, and one of my higher molars broken. Had to have a crown on the top, a rooth canal on one of the lower middle teeth, and eventually a bridge, becaue i lost it.

Go get checked and start repairing this as soon as possilbe.
 
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Gangster Of Love said:
Go get checked by the dentist, he can probably push them back in place without causing any damage, if there isn't already. One or ore of the teeth my die soon, and that would need you to address them them for sure.

I was knocked out by a knee when I was 12, I was playing baseball. I was the right fielder, I dove for a shallow fly ball, and the shortstop, who was about 18 at the time, and I collided and he kneed me straight in the head. I had my entire lower gum "softened" out of place, with tender teeth, and one of my higher molars broken. Had to have a crown on the top, a rooth canal on one of the lower middle teeth, and eventually a bridge, becaue i lost it.

Go get checked and start repairing this as soon as possilbe.
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OUCH, that must of hurt like hell. I am sure it toughened you up though:up:
 
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OUCH, that must of hurt like hell. I am sure it toughened you up though:up:
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Definitely felt below average.

To tell you the truth, I was a total wuss until I started listening to the music of Bruce Sprinsgteen.:rockon:

Just messin' with you man. I was knocked out. they took me to the local clinic. I was living in a little town, with no dentist available. I woke up with a headache, and the gum healed, yet the tooth remained dead for years. I would get headaches, you, stress headaches, and I would get a pulse on my teeth nerves, I didn't even know it was messed up.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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File a lawsuit. I love how the american justice system has a punitive element when figuring out the settlement in lawsuits.

I wish norway had that :(
 
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i showed some work mates,and they said its nothing to worry about,never take a girls opinion when they see it,my mate from work saw it,and he has been in tons of fights,and totally dismissed getting it looked at,he's had worse
 
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Correct. In the United States, if someone gets in your face and calls you a ********** and then you punch him, HE is the VICTIM, not you.

Words mean nothing. The dude hit you, that is assault and battery in this country. Most likely, a misdemeanor.
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That's true. Unless, of course, you are WHITE and happen to say that oh-so-bad "N" word.

Violence isn't ever justified by harsh words, anyone who thinks otherwise needs to grow the hell up.
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99% of the black community needs to "grow the hell up" then, because most blacks almost ALWAYS resort to VIOLENCE whenever a person that is not of color mutters the "N" word.
 
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K B said:
That's true. Unless, of course, you are WHITE and happen to say that oh-so-bad "N" word.



99% of the black community needs to "grow the hell up" then, because most blacks almost ALWAYS resort to VIOLENCE whenever a person that is not of color mutters the "N" word.
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Yes, this is probably true.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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djSlvt said:
Danny if you go to cops guy goes to prison for aggravated assault, 4+ years. Plus medical reimbursements he own you.



Now, I'd handle that situation differently:


HE: I'm staying here to make sure you and your mate don't rape my girl
YOU: It's cool bra, I won't hate you, you can stay here if you feel insecure.
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YOU: Hey (girl name), you wanna go home with this guy? Go.


That achieves same as him getting insecure and punching you, showing off to his girl, as if he's so nice he can defend her when he gets insecure. She knows he's insecure, and I bet they're over. You definitely gotta fvck that girl more often from now on.
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true but I ask myself.. if i wouldn't have been a smartass, would he have punched me? if the answer is no, I'm not going to punish him for something I started. Not saying I would have done the same thing, but don't put yourself in the situtation to get punched in the first place
 
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