"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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WhitePimp

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I always thought she was a Hindu... Indian westernized chicks are sexy as hell
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alle_Gory

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WhitePimp said:
I always thought she was a Hindu... Indian westernized chicks are sexy as hell
Well, you've got a couple of years before she expires.
 

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Hey guys, I am back. I was away over the Christmas and new year break with my tree-hugging friends doing some deep soul searching, meditation and trying to rebalance my karma.

Having a bit more time to reflect over this, i realise the way i treated him was wrong, my hormones got the better of me, and i slept with him because i wanted to. its done, its dusted, it was last year. New year new beginning.

Just to comment on a few of the points that were raised. I abide by the rules of islam in Ramadhan, because it is believed that Satan is locked away for the month, and if you sin, it is your own actions and you havent been lead astray, where as the rest of the year round it can be argued that satan was responsible. Not all that logical, but it clears my conscience.

To the person that assumed i sleep around and probably have caught something. I dont sleep around, but if i do have sex with someone, i practice safe sex. I think you also said i was crap in bed, i've never had complaints yet. I'm a girl for all seasons, i like to keep things new and exciting, whethers that playing the domintarix, the exotic belly dancer or the naughty headmistress.

Oh yeah, and thanks for the comments bout indian westernized chicks ;)
 

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'soul-searching, meditation, and trying to rebalance my karma' - no wonder he is keeping his distance you nut job.

Clears your conscience cos you can **** up and blame it on the paranormal even though you know it not to be the case? That's not 'conscience' honey, what you mean to say is 'that wipes my slate as far as the public eye can tell anyway'

BTW. People are only going to complain if they want to give you an opportunity to reprove yourself to them, there is no use offering instruction to the nail-n-bail type
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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