"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I got picked up by a milf

Lifeforce

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Well I kinda ended up talking to this woman who works in the same building. Shes like 40 yo but looks great. She have a slim physique and good face. We've been talking a few times and last convo with her she started talking about sex. What positions she liked and stuff like that. She complimented me on how I looked.

I always treated her like a co-worker and stuff just being friendly. She gave me her number and said I should call her if I wanted to come over to her place. From what I could tell she wanted me to come over and **** her. I've never met a woman who was this forward and pretty much inviting me to her place like that.

To be honest it feels a bit wierd. I mean she looks ok but there's 17 years difference between us. Anyone got experience from this sorta thing? Is there any difference from macking a 40 yo girl from a 20 yo?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Sperminator

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I did a 40 year old last year when I was 21. Awesome lol. I love older woman bc they dont play games. If they want to **** they will tell you. It's usually no strings attached too. I would do it if I was you.
 

Lifeforce

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Called her today, I'm meeting up with her tomorrow to **** her. It's kinda exciting. Sex with women same age ain't anything special but this is kinda like loosing the virginity one more time. She seems to have a really horny personality so hopefully it wont be any of that shy girl/not knowing what they want bull**** so many women have.

Well anyways. Both thumbs up, this is gonna be fun :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Night Owl

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What the hell are you waiting for mate? When I was 17, I lodged with 40 year old women while at collage and ended up paying for my room three or four times a week, sometimes twice a night - went home at the end of the course totally knacked. Hell, I learnt a lot about women in those years.

If she wants it, and she looks great, then give it to her.
 

suavesuave

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good luck
 

Reborn

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Im lifeforce cba to relog

I got kinda disappointed by the whole thing. I imagined it would be all that much better than with a girl the same age. Seems she was just one of those "lay on her back and do nothing"girls. She complained I pulled her hair... Most young girls love it when I pull their hair or hold them their arms down with one hand. Besides she was rather lose as well and I'm not all that badly equipped.

Well at least it was an experience, will probably never do an older girl again. Young girls ftw.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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