Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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i gave her 7 days to get out

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cumfiesta

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ok i posted a tred bout some chci that was stayin in my house. she had sex with 4 gyus in myhouse, which i cot on camera. it disgusted me a lot. i told her yes ter day, that she must pack her stuf nad get out my house now! she started to cry and tell me ho much she loved me. bull crap i said! so today, i herd some bangin walls and bed, while watchin the laker game. I went upstares to the room, and i opend it forcefuly. she was lyin in bed sweating. nobody was ther but her.

i screemed at her, askin wot is going on in here. she said nothing. i looked under the bed, and closet. nothin. i checked the batroom door, but it was locked. i broke the door down, and the window was open. i asked her if some guy was bangin her. she said no, and dat she loves me.

this chic is fulla crap. i gave her 7 days to get outta my house. she confessed to sleepin with my dad, and my dad told her to not sa y a word. my dad told me:eek:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Titus

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You should get yourself a camera and do a reality show. I betcha it would sell like crazy.

And if not that, you can at least do Spinger.
 

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I feel for u man I had a girl like that ****ed all my friends and ****.... ruined me for a LONG time dont let it catch u man shrug it off go find 5 women tonight and dont forget the jack and coke! err maybe u guys dont drink the rough stuff. had to add this.

Go out pimp a chick come back while ur GF is still ther and **** HER BRAINS OUT make sure your gf comes home too ;) or not... I am a vengfull mofo
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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GaryNas

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Your dad? Whoa! Good call on giving her the boot!
 

Pimp-sicle

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Uhhh...this story is complete bullshyt. Can't believe some of you actually believe this shiat.



PIMP
 

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my dad got invovled becus he came over for the weekend, to wotch my cats while i had a golf tournment. the girl was home. my dad told me she was bangin the walls too
 

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Here's the collection of complete and utter horse**** that "Cumfiesta" has posted on this site:

"Sneaky Cheater"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47074

"Tired of Looking so Good"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52241

"Ex is Stalking me"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51940

"Trying to catch my g/f cheating"
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47166

Obviously, there is absolutely no truth to any of his stories - in fact, half of the threads he created have been locked. This person is in no way benefitting the DJ community, nor is he intelligent enough to continue to be allowed to post on this forum. I vote "BAN!".
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jvesti

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Yup if he's making up stories I vote BAN

some people need to make **** up to get attention

If I want to hear something dumb I will watch the Jerry Springer show, that's not what sosuave is all about
 

diablo

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Originally posted by rgeere
Something seems inconsistent here, I think you are right.
I think that's the part about where he went upstairs, then found that the supposed guy sexing his nonexistant girlfriend had sprouted wings and flown out of the open 2nd floor bathroom window... :rolleyes:
 
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