I found this and it sounds like something you might find here. Check it out http://www.unhandledexceptions.com/~will/pics/1124059387517.jpg. Now what you think of that, anything similar happened to you guys. Glad it hasn't happened to me.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I found this and it sounds like something...
- Thread starter kegger
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
:crackup: :crackup: wow :crackup: :crackup:
butter.....
n64 games....
butter.....
n64 games....
Docs
Banned
WOW......
brucevangeorge
Banned
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2003
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Hahahahahaah! Now that's classic!
loismustdie8000
Don Juan
That can't be serious can it? can it!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
chippendale
Don Juan
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lmao
StrangeButTrue
Senior Don Juan
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Lmfao.
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
I was looking around and it seems to be a joke now, not sure if it was really true. Go here and look at some of the things Google found http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=i+burned+my+girlfriendss+cooter&btnG=Google+Search