I found this and it sounds like something you might find here. Check it out http://www.unhandledexceptions.com/~will/pics/1124059387517.jpg. Now what you think of that, anything similar happened to you guys. Glad it hasn't happened to me.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I found this and it sounds like something...
- Thread starter kegger
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
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butter.....
n64 games....
butter.....
n64 games....
Docs
Banned
WOW......
brucevangeorge
Banned
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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Hahahahahaah! Now that's classic!
loismustdie8000
Don Juan
That can't be serious can it? can it!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
chippendale
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lmao
StrangeButTrue
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Lmfao.
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
I was looking around and it seems to be a joke now, not sure if it was really true. Go here and look at some of the things Google found http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=i+burned+my+girlfriendss+cooter&btnG=Google+Search