I found this and it sounds like something you might find here. Check it out http://www.unhandledexceptions.com/~will/pics/1124059387517.jpg. Now what you think of that, anything similar happened to you guys. Glad it hasn't happened to me.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I found this and it sounds like something...
- Thread starter kegger
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
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butter.....
n64 games....
butter.....
n64 games....
Docs
Banned
WOW......
brucevangeorge
Banned
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ShizamDaMan
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Hahahahahaah! Now that's classic!
loismustdie8000
Don Juan
That can't be serious can it? can it!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
chippendale
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lmao
StrangeButTrue
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Lmfao.
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
I was looking around and it seems to be a joke now, not sure if it was really true. Go here and look at some of the things Google found http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=i+burned+my+girlfriendss+cooter&btnG=Google+Search