I found this and it sounds like something you might find here. Check it out http://www.unhandledexceptions.com/~will/pics/1124059387517.jpg. Now what you think of that, anything similar happened to you guys. Glad it hasn't happened to me.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I found this and it sounds like something...
- Thread starter kegger
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
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butter.....
n64 games....
butter.....
n64 games....
Docs
Banned
WOW......
brucevangeorge
Banned
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ShizamDaMan
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Hahahahahaah! Now that's classic!
loismustdie8000
Don Juan
That can't be serious can it? can it!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
chippendale
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lmao
StrangeButTrue
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Lmfao.
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
At first I thought it couldn't be real... But then, I looked and the guy has over 1000 posts... So it's not a joke account, anyway...
I was looking around and it seems to be a joke now, not sure if it was really true. Go here and look at some of the things Google found http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=i+burned+my+girlfriendss+cooter&btnG=Google+Search