"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I flexed my mucles FR

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I got home from the gym and called up my freind. After some flexing in the mirror, taking a shower, shaving, fixing the hair, flexing some more I was off to meet u with my friend.

I dressed myself in a T-shirt, my old training shoes from the gym and met up with the guy. We drank some and went to a pre party place, I bought him a beer and he bought me a drink later. It was all fun. I met alot of new people and it went all smooth to interact with them. I managed to do it without flexing anything. **** no... I flexed my forearms once.

Anyway... I went to a pub and my friend didn't get in because they started to ***** with him. So we spent like ten minutes of being angry, me crossing my arms and flexing my tits.

After some thought we went to another place instead. I whizzed in a bush and happened to meet up with another friend there. We talked some and then we went to the bar. Immediatly we bought two beers, sat down and drank some. We saw some girls sitting at a table. I slided over to them and asked them if they wanted to join us at the dance floor... of course they didn't want to. I never learn that this approach never works. Anyway... after some flexing and drinking the beer we went up to the dance floor.

I got rejected by this brunette when I was dancing... she was probably lesbian! I saw a blonde just a little way away. Started to dance close to her and she noticed me and then turned her back.... I grabbed her shoulder and tossed her around and started to grind with her. She initiated some kissing... and I was drunk and got a boner. We danced some more and then we made out the entire evening and talked some too.

Anyway... she liked me for obvious reasons. I'm ****ing hot! Got her number and she was nearly climbing all over me when she left. She had promised her friends to go with them. I was pretty pissed because she didn't follow me home. Anyway.. she is coming over today.

Now I am off to eat some rice and flex in the mirror.

/Lifeforce
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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haha man, your FRs are :crackup:

sounds like you really got it going with that flexing/muscles thing :cheer:

nice :D
 

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Hey man i remember when you started bulking. Whats your weight at now????
 

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It went very well last night. :up: The damn movie didn't work so we had sex instead.

I have no idea, haven't weighed myself in like two months. Around 170-175 I think. =)

lol... thanks h2o. You know I actually got Dihydrogen oxide in my face once. It was a scary experience.
 

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Originally posted by Lifeforce
I slided over to them and asked them if they wanted to join us at the dance floor... of course they didn't want to. I never learn that this approach never works. Anyway... after some flexing and drinking the beer we went up to the dance floor.
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lol that made me laugh...sounds true rofl....even when chicks orignially want to dance with you they will not say yes....lol....yeah i cant think of any successful asking a chick for a dance.....


too bad the movie didnt work man! but goodjob:D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Moral of the story: FLEX!! :D


Laterz...
 

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double... what's up with chicks nowadays? They reject a simple dance... that's just sad...

Aequitas: ohh yeah.. you got that right ;)
 

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Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Moral of the story: FLEX!! :D


Laterz...
or get so big u look like u flex when ur not
:cool:
 

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Originally posted by Lifeforce
It went very well last night. :up: The damn movie didn't work so we had sex instead.

I have no idea, haven't weighed myself in like two months. Around 170-175 I think. =)

lol... thanks h2o. You know I actually got Dihydrogen oxide in my face once. It was a scary experience.
i heard that **** can burn.
 
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