"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I flexed my mucles FR

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I got home from the gym and called up my freind. After some flexing in the mirror, taking a shower, shaving, fixing the hair, flexing some more I was off to meet u with my friend.

I dressed myself in a T-shirt, my old training shoes from the gym and met up with the guy. We drank some and went to a pre party place, I bought him a beer and he bought me a drink later. It was all fun. I met alot of new people and it went all smooth to interact with them. I managed to do it without flexing anything. **** no... I flexed my forearms once.

Anyway... I went to a pub and my friend didn't get in because they started to ***** with him. So we spent like ten minutes of being angry, me crossing my arms and flexing my tits.

After some thought we went to another place instead. I whizzed in a bush and happened to meet up with another friend there. We talked some and then we went to the bar. Immediatly we bought two beers, sat down and drank some. We saw some girls sitting at a table. I slided over to them and asked them if they wanted to join us at the dance floor... of course they didn't want to. I never learn that this approach never works. Anyway... after some flexing and drinking the beer we went up to the dance floor.

I got rejected by this brunette when I was dancing... she was probably lesbian! I saw a blonde just a little way away. Started to dance close to her and she noticed me and then turned her back.... I grabbed her shoulder and tossed her around and started to grind with her. She initiated some kissing... and I was drunk and got a boner. We danced some more and then we made out the entire evening and talked some too.

Anyway... she liked me for obvious reasons. I'm ****ing hot! Got her number and she was nearly climbing all over me when she left. She had promised her friends to go with them. I was pretty pissed because she didn't follow me home. Anyway.. she is coming over today.

Now I am off to eat some rice and flex in the mirror.

/Lifeforce
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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haha man, your FRs are :crackup:

sounds like you really got it going with that flexing/muscles thing :cheer:

nice :D
 

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Hey man i remember when you started bulking. Whats your weight at now????
 

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It went very well last night. :up: The damn movie didn't work so we had sex instead.

I have no idea, haven't weighed myself in like two months. Around 170-175 I think. =)

lol... thanks h2o. You know I actually got Dihydrogen oxide in my face once. It was a scary experience.
 

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Originally posted by Lifeforce
I slided over to them and asked them if they wanted to join us at the dance floor... of course they didn't want to. I never learn that this approach never works. Anyway... after some flexing and drinking the beer we went up to the dance floor.
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lol that made me laugh...sounds true rofl....even when chicks orignially want to dance with you they will not say yes....lol....yeah i cant think of any successful asking a chick for a dance.....


too bad the movie didnt work man! but goodjob:D
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Moral of the story: FLEX!! :D


Laterz...
 

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double... what's up with chicks nowadays? They reject a simple dance... that's just sad...

Aequitas: ohh yeah.. you got that right ;)
 

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Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Moral of the story: FLEX!! :D


Laterz...
or get so big u look like u flex when ur not
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Originally posted by Lifeforce
It went very well last night. :up: The damn movie didn't work so we had sex instead.

I have no idea, haven't weighed myself in like two months. Around 170-175 I think. =)

lol... thanks h2o. You know I actually got Dihydrogen oxide in my face once. It was a scary experience.
i heard that **** can burn.
 
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