The girls don't like the shirt. They like the guy who is wearing it. The clothes don't make the guy. The guy makes the clothes.realsmoothie said:DAMN that is one ugly shirt!
Sorry, LOL! The girls obviously like it!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The girls don't like the shirt. They like the guy who is wearing it. The clothes don't make the guy. The guy makes the clothes.realsmoothie said:DAMN that is one ugly shirt!
Sorry, LOL! The girls obviously like it!
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I know I know, it's a joke!Mayfly said:The girls don't like the shirt. They like the guy who is wearing it. The clothes don't make the guy. The guy makes the clothes.![]()
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Dumb ass.sparky0000 said:dude, it was going good until the part about her wearing a sport team's jersey :crackup: . things really have gone to hell in america. girls can't be considered "hot" when they wear such things. she should have heels on. probably a nice skirt. makeup. things like that. it is what god intended.
seriously, what type of girl decides to go out in public with such a thing on? mmm...come to think of it...most american girls are built like linebackers these days. ok, now it is starting to make some sense.
Dude...ur C&F is getting better and better.Me: Would you like to take a picture with your cell phone so you can look at me for a little bit longer?
HB7.5: (Blushing) I'm sorry. You look pretty good.
Me: Well thanks. I gotta get back to my date, but what is ur name?
HB7.5: blah blah
Jesus Christ man! Unbelievable!I had to go fill up the pitcher for the game, so I walked over to the keg and on my way another girl HB8 pulled me by my tie and started making out with me. I hope my date wasn't watching cause we were kissing for at least two minutes.
Me: If you are going to kiss me like that, put your number in my phone
HB8: You are a really good kisser (taking my phone)