Dhoulmagus
Banned
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2013
- Messages
- 1,695
- Reaction score
- 169
We haven't talked about it, but I'm not going to bring it up. However, it is kind of obvious. I've never had a gf before so what dooo?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I ended up with a gf what do
- Thread starter Dhoulmagus
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
JaegerPilot217
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2013
- Messages
- 1,229
- Reaction score
- 16
So you got your first girlfriend at age 21 or 22 OP?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
djthiago1
Master Don Juan
Easy, be the man and let HER do all the mushy crap. Don't get all emotional like a did. All future plans, relationship status, how much we love each other, all these things are HER job. You just shut your mouth and be a leader/guide/shepherd.
JaegerPilot217
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2013
- Messages
- 1,229
- Reaction score
- 16
sounds like the answer is yes