"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I dumped her as she was taking me for an absolute ride.....read this!

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Last night I dumped my girlfriend of two years. Last night was the defining moment where I regained my dignity and my manhood and guys I feel so much better for it!

My girlfriend had turned into a self absorbed, thoughless and selfish person whom I just didn't feel attracted to anymore,even though she is what society would class a stunning looking young woman. She is the type of girl who gets attention from men anywhere she goes, eg paying cheaper fares on the bus and train because the male drivers think she is stunning.

Over the past few months she had become more and more absorbed with herself, and was just generally not a very nice person to be around. She is obsessed with moving to Australia and is planning to go next year, but I felt like I was being taken for an absolute ride by this girl.

She always told me that nobody had ever dumped her because she did the dumping and that she was too good looking to get dumped blah blah.

We had booked a holiday to Mallorca next month but you wouldn't believe what she done, she went and invited one of her male work collegues along with us without even consulting me first about it. I only found out when she text me to more or less tell me that this guy was coming along and that I had to more or less like it or lump it.

I burst out laughing in disbelief at this!

Anyway last night I called her up and dumped her and told her she was a sad pathetic selfish silly little girl whom I felt really sorry for and told her that I didn't really want to see her again for a long long time.

she was in tears

so the moral of the story is that retaining your dignity, self respect and your sense of being a man is more important than trying to hold onto a girl just because she is good looking.

I've never felt so happy as I did this morning when I woke up in a long time!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lost In Translation

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Congrats !

why send your trash to my country ?

just because my country was original a convict settlement doesn't mean we still accept them

we have standards now damnit !

why doesn't anyone believe us ?


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

BlackJackal

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Good job man. I cant stand h0's like that. Again good job.
 

Desdinova

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Anyway last night I called her up and dumped her and told her she was a sad pathetic selfish silly little girl whom I felt really sorry for and told her that I didn't really want to see her again for a long long time.

she was in tears
Okay, I gotta ask you.... Did the fortune teller see that one coming? ;)

Glad to hear you're not gonna put up with her gypsy bull5hit anymore.

LIT, blame the fortune teller, not him.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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CherryBreaker

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re:

You know what's going to happen next? She'll be coming after ya like a pit bull. Most girls, esp the beauties, can't handle rejection because they have never or never got used to being dump.

Now you can't take her back on your terms, if you still want her back and she'll be eating from the palm of your hands.

You d Man!
 

strong like bull

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ahahahahahahahaahah

-SLB
 

zerocelcius

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who you taking on your trip?

I am sure there is a HB that was off limits that you have had your eyes on...come on man spill it.

congrats!!

:rockon:
 
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