"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I drink so much water that I have to pee every hour...

Zelemont

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but I am ALWAYS thirsty. ALWAYS. My mouth seems to dry up after 5 minutes without a drink. Could this be because I am missing something in my diet? Anyone else have this problem?

Also, my lips have been insanely dried and chapped since about the same time this started, although I'm not sure whether or not this has any connection to the dry mouth.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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man the same thing happens to me. i drink about a gallon and a half a day, and it's NEVER enough. i just figured that's how it goes, and i always have chap stick with me. dunno if it's normal or not though
 

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I totally know what you mean, my teachers are starting to get mad since I have to go to the bathroom every period.
 

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I have the same problem with the frequent urination except that I'm hardly ever thirsty. On an average day I probably drink less than 60Oz. of water and I still have to hit the head every hour at least. Damned if I know what my problem is.

When you say that you're always thirsty, though, the first thing that came to my mind is diabetes. Thirst is a classic symptom. How long has this been going on? By your post it's tough to tell whether this is a recent development or it's been going on for a while.
 

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I drink 140 oz per day on average. I have to piss about every 45 minutes, more if i'm taking Ripped Fuel (or Xenadrine, or whatever I happen to be taking). I'm thirsty all the time as well. I took a drink before i started typing this, and I was getting dry mouth half way through.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Zelemont

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Eh it started not too long ago.

I know that when using creatine you need to drink more. Would my creatine usage possibly contribute to my thirstyness and dryness?
 

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Originally posted by Zelemont
Eh it started not too long ago.

I know that when using creatine you need to drink more. Would my creatine usage possibly contribute to my thirstyness and dryness?
Yup. Creatine dehydrates your body and it is necessary to drink more water.
 

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im the same way. next time just piss between class even if you dont have to and you shouldnt have anything to worry about.
 
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