"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't understand women..

doback

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I don't understand women..

that's all I can say, any advice so I can begin to understand these creatures lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Splendidostring

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Read the bible. All you need at this moment will be found in it. Good luck

The bible can be found at the bottom of the page.
 

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I dont understand how i can comprehend astrophysics, thermodynamics, and organic chemistry....yet I don't understand women.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'm in the Mood

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Yo, ignorance is bliss.

Women seem to have constant mood swings and pick up on stuff that us men don't even know exist. Man I have a feeling you'd lose all interest in women if you understood them and knew how they think haha.
 

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lastresort said:
I dont understand how i can comprehend astrophysics, thermodynamics, and organic chemistry....yet I don't understand women.
Sounds like a Carlton Banks Knock-off without the money! Bummer dude.

Women are so good at the game now that there are shows that give away our secrets in an attempt to teach those who don't know.
 

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Two quotes for you to ponder over:

"Women are meant to be loved, not understood. If you understand them, you won't be able to love them anymore."

"For a man, pretending to understand women is bad manners, but to really understand women is bad morals."
 
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