"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I don't trust *****es

Chamber36

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Ever since I heard about that Boris Becker story, that he was svcked off in a linen cupboard, and the ***** inseminated herself (Like a NUT JOB!!) just for his $$$$, I don't trust *****es.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0066675/

I have a bit more money than the average Joe, therefore I am afraid of gold digging *****es. I prefer to fvck prostitutes but it isn't fulfilling. What shall I do?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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get snipped
 

Chamber36

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Well, I do eventually wanna have nice aryan babies, because I want to assure the continuation of my race.
 

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I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nismo-4 said:
I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
I mean thats a lot of generalizations.
 

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Chamber36 said:
Ever since I heard about that Boris Becker story, that he was svcked off in a linen cupboard, and the ***** inseminated herself...
if you are saying that the chick kept the sperm in her mouth and then later spit it out and got herself pregnant with it, i really dont believe that is possible
 

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I read in a magazine article this week that she actually went to a hospital to let the non-consensual insemination take place.
 

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Love is pretty much a drug to much of it can damage your health and kill you. Find other things in life that are fullfilling besides *****.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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nismo-4 said:
I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
If that's how you feel, does that mean you're turning gay?
 
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