"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I don't trust *****es

Chamber36

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Ever since I heard about that Boris Becker story, that he was svcked off in a linen cupboard, and the ***** inseminated herself (Like a NUT JOB!!) just for his $$$$, I don't trust *****es.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0066675/

I have a bit more money than the average Joe, therefore I am afraid of gold digging *****es. I prefer to fvck prostitutes but it isn't fulfilling. What shall I do?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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get snipped
 

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Well, I do eventually wanna have nice aryan babies, because I want to assure the continuation of my race.
 

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I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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narcissist

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nismo-4 said:
I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
I mean thats a lot of generalizations.
 

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Chamber36 said:
Ever since I heard about that Boris Becker story, that he was svcked off in a linen cupboard, and the ***** inseminated herself...
if you are saying that the chick kept the sperm in her mouth and then later spit it out and got herself pregnant with it, i really dont believe that is possible
 

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I read in a magazine article this week that she actually went to a hospital to let the non-consensual insemination take place.
 

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Love is pretty much a drug to much of it can damage your health and kill you. Find other things in life that are fullfilling besides *****.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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nismo-4 said:
I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
If that's how you feel, does that mean you're turning gay?
 
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