"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't trust *****es

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Ever since I heard about that Boris Becker story, that he was svcked off in a linen cupboard, and the ***** inseminated herself (Like a NUT JOB!!) just for his $$$$, I don't trust *****es.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0066675/

I have a bit more money than the average Joe, therefore I am afraid of gold digging *****es. I prefer to fvck prostitutes but it isn't fulfilling. What shall I do?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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get snipped
 
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Well, I do eventually wanna have nice aryan babies, because I want to assure the continuation of my race.
 
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I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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nismo-4 said:
I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
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I mean thats a lot of generalizations.
 
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Chamber36 said:
Ever since I heard about that Boris Becker story, that he was svcked off in a linen cupboard, and the ***** inseminated herself...
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if you are saying that the chick kept the sperm in her mouth and then later spit it out and got herself pregnant with it, i really dont believe that is possible
 
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I read in a magazine article this week that she actually went to a hospital to let the non-consensual insemination take place.
 
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Love is pretty much a drug to much of it can damage your health and kill you. Find other things in life that are fullfilling besides *****.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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nismo-4 said:
I have more trust issues with b**ches than every guy on this forum put together. All women are wh0res and there is no such thing as love. Always remember that.
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If that's how you feel, does that mean you're turning gay?
 
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