"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i don't have a huge johnson but my gf talks like she wants one or something

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P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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but she says the sex is great. she seems to want it almost as much as i do and stuff but then her single friend comes over and starts talking about and showing her pictures of these guys's penises she's slept with. Seriously, this girl has a penis picture collection of every guy she's done it with. Anyways, when this girl (who is otherwise very cool to me) comes over theyll sit there and admire these penis pictures of other dudes and my girl is like "mmmmm... i wish i had one that big to play with..." or "id take a full load right on my tongue from that, no problem..." or "id let him fvck me through the matress if it wasn't so fat..."

seriously. for like 3 weeks now ive been having to deal with this every few nights.

don't get me wrong, im not hung like peter north or anything but i sure aint below average, so this aint cool.

i mean im not sure if she's trying to be disrespectful towards me or just chatting up her friend or what and i don't know how to bring it up without sounding insecure (which i am just a bit)...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mantis Toboggan

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He's a troll.

Just look up his posting history before you waste time responding. The weird thing is, who has enough free time to make up these lame stories just for internet attention...
 
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dude......you said it yourself "THE SEX IS GREAT"

who gives a **** about your **** size?

You could be a boring **** with a big penis ending up getting dumped....

Just do similar **** to her, say that if she had bigger tits you'd be getting that tit job you always wanted....:p



have fun!!!
 
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Mantis Toboggan said:
He's a troll.

Just look up his posting history before you waste time responding. The weird thing is, who has enough free time to make up these lame stories just for internet attention...
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is it? cool, thanks for telling me that I've wasted 30 seconds of my life hehehe...
:moon:
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P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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Mantis Toboggan said:
He's a troll.

Just look up his posting history before you waste time responding. The weird thing is, who has enough free time to make up these lame stories just for internet attention...
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no im not
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just tell her that over time, the big c0ck will damage her pvssy and that yours will keep her snug and tight for years to come. Tell that you know many girls who have been ruined for life by the big c0ck. Tell her that her mkt value will go down the wider her pvssy becomes. You've got to get her to associate the big c0ck with Pain. I know a little blond girl (haven't fvcked, but fvcked her friend who's also a petite blond but with a surprisingly wide pvssy) who won't date a certain race in order to preserve her pvssy.
 
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You are still taking all this disrespect from your b!tch of a woman?

Go to hell. you deserve it.
 
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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
but she says the sex is great. she seems to want it almost as much as i do and stuff but then her single friend comes over and starts talking about and showing her pictures of these guys's penises she's slept with. Seriously, this girl has a penis picture collection of every guy she's done it with. Anyways, when this girl (who is otherwise very cool to me) comes over theyll sit there and admire these penis pictures of other dudes and my girl is like "mmmmm... i wish i had one that big to play with..." or "id take a full load right on my tongue from that, no problem..." or "id let him fvck me through the matress if it wasn't so fat..."

seriously. for like 3 weeks now ive been having to deal with this every few nights.

don't get me wrong, im not hung like peter north or anything but i sure aint below average, so this aint cool.

i mean im not sure if she's trying to be disrespectful towards me or just chatting up her friend or what and i don't know how to bring it up without sounding insecure (which i am just a bit)...
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You've got a classy gf there bro. :rolleyes: I would dump this girl and never think twice about it.

In edit: Nevermind troll.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I would smack those picture out her hand grab her by the hair and fvck the **** out her. I don't think (wording think) I have a huge member either but I made it do what it do. I would be friends with benefits with her and just star hoeing it up.
 
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