"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i don't have a huge johnson but my gf talks like she wants one or something

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P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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but she says the sex is great. she seems to want it almost as much as i do and stuff but then her single friend comes over and starts talking about and showing her pictures of these guys's penises she's slept with. Seriously, this girl has a penis picture collection of every guy she's done it with. Anyways, when this girl (who is otherwise very cool to me) comes over theyll sit there and admire these penis pictures of other dudes and my girl is like "mmmmm... i wish i had one that big to play with..." or "id take a full load right on my tongue from that, no problem..." or "id let him fvck me through the matress if it wasn't so fat..."

seriously. for like 3 weeks now ive been having to deal with this every few nights.

don't get me wrong, im not hung like peter north or anything but i sure aint below average, so this aint cool.

i mean im not sure if she's trying to be disrespectful towards me or just chatting up her friend or what and i don't know how to bring it up without sounding insecure (which i am just a bit)...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mantis Toboggan

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He's a troll.

Just look up his posting history before you waste time responding. The weird thing is, who has enough free time to make up these lame stories just for internet attention...
 
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dude......you said it yourself "THE SEX IS GREAT"

who gives a **** about your **** size?

You could be a boring **** with a big penis ending up getting dumped....

Just do similar **** to her, say that if she had bigger tits you'd be getting that tit job you always wanted....:p



have fun!!!
 
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Mantis Toboggan said:
He's a troll.

Just look up his posting history before you waste time responding. The weird thing is, who has enough free time to make up these lame stories just for internet attention...
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is it? cool, thanks for telling me that I've wasted 30 seconds of my life hehehe...
:moon:
:D
 
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P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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Mantis Toboggan said:
He's a troll.

Just look up his posting history before you waste time responding. The weird thing is, who has enough free time to make up these lame stories just for internet attention...
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no im not
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just tell her that over time, the big c0ck will damage her pvssy and that yours will keep her snug and tight for years to come. Tell that you know many girls who have been ruined for life by the big c0ck. Tell her that her mkt value will go down the wider her pvssy becomes. You've got to get her to associate the big c0ck with Pain. I know a little blond girl (haven't fvcked, but fvcked her friend who's also a petite blond but with a surprisingly wide pvssy) who won't date a certain race in order to preserve her pvssy.
 
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You are still taking all this disrespect from your b!tch of a woman?

Go to hell. you deserve it.
 
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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
but she says the sex is great. she seems to want it almost as much as i do and stuff but then her single friend comes over and starts talking about and showing her pictures of these guys's penises she's slept with. Seriously, this girl has a penis picture collection of every guy she's done it with. Anyways, when this girl (who is otherwise very cool to me) comes over theyll sit there and admire these penis pictures of other dudes and my girl is like "mmmmm... i wish i had one that big to play with..." or "id take a full load right on my tongue from that, no problem..." or "id let him fvck me through the matress if it wasn't so fat..."

seriously. for like 3 weeks now ive been having to deal with this every few nights.

don't get me wrong, im not hung like peter north or anything but i sure aint below average, so this aint cool.

i mean im not sure if she's trying to be disrespectful towards me or just chatting up her friend or what and i don't know how to bring it up without sounding insecure (which i am just a bit)...
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You've got a classy gf there bro. :rolleyes: I would dump this girl and never think twice about it.

In edit: Nevermind troll.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I would smack those picture out her hand grab her by the hair and fvck the **** out her. I don't think (wording think) I have a huge member either but I made it do what it do. I would be friends with benefits with her and just star hoeing it up.
 
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