Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
lolbackbreaker said:2 well off CIA spys
Sounds like a perfect summer chick flick. Money? Yes please.backbreaker said:do you know how big of an egotistical ****y ***** you have to be to have the nads to write a fvcking movie about 2 well off CIA spys duking it out over a broad? this is like a woman's G spot right here. 2 very highly desierable men, 2 manly men who can have any women they want for the most part, fighting over "ME"
Sounds like the plot to Twilight.backbreaker said:do you know how big of an egotistical ****y ***** you have to be to have the nads to write a fvcking movie about 2 well off CIA spys duking it out over a broad? this is like a woman's G spot right here. 2 very highly desierable men, 2 manly men who can have any women they want for the most part, fighting over "ME"
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You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
This movie is actually about a woman who is spinning plates. And why every man should spin plates as well. When a girl knows you can date someone else they step up their game much like the two chumps in this movie.backbreaker said:do you know how big of an egotistical ****y ***** you have to be to have the nads to write a fvcking movie about 2 well off CIA spys duking it out over a broad? this is like a woman's G spot right here. 2 very highly desierable men, 2 manly men who can have any women they want for the most part, fighting over "ME"
good god america. come on. I mean some resemeblence of realism
on the same token let me write a movie about 2 swimsuit models who have mutli million dollar contracts who happen to know each other and I'm laying the pipe to both of them and they found out.
rotfl and here is the kicker of the movie. they find out that she's a fvcking ***** are just, 100% okay with the **** like 'oh she's fvcking you, no biggie, let the best man win" . she' sjust that fvcking much of hot **** that they are going to put up with her fvcking another amn depite the fact they can walk into.. probably anywhere and draw looks from the best girls there.
the last movie i went to see like that when the rolves were reversed was a thin line between love and hate and martin lawerence damn near got killed when the girl found out that he was cheating on him.
Of course, we have boys who have contacts in the spy world. This forum continues to blow my mind.Social_Leper said:Indeed. A friend of mine is an Mi5 agent and although the salary is decent there is absolutely no prestige attached to the role because you can't tell anyone what you actually do. Blending into your environment is key.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Looks like your friend fvcking failed hardcore.Social_Leper said:Indeed. A friend of mine is an Mi5 agent and although the salary is decent there is absolutely no prestige attached to the role because you can't tell anyone what you actually do. Blending into your environment is key.