"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I discovered a great opener today

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iCatch

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i used it on at least 10 girls and got great reactions from all of them. it's not really some crazy opener or anything, just something i came with on the spot. some of you might have used this before idk but it worked for me 100% of the time. here it is.

when you catch a girl looking at you say this in a ****y/funny way:






































you checkin me out? :cool:

she'll smile and you're in. good day
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i used that about a month ago when a girl was blatently checking me out

i do know the girl, she's a friend, and was looking at me because i'd bought some new clothes, but i did get a good reaction from saying that

i dont think i'd use it on someone i'd never spoken to before though
 
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lol pretty good i could see this getting use
 
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guy412

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sure

hey um how do i post my own questions and i don't think that would work on a lot of girls they'd just think you were a d-bag
 
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lol not if they're into you. I could've said this to a girl where I work who was getting her movie theatre ticket ripped and was obviously into me, but I let it slide. maybe next time I see her, no biggie.
dont be shy
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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or maybe they wont be into you anymore

anyways really though how do i post a question? i got a good one that could help a lot of guys in my position
 
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guy412 said:
anyways really though how do i post a question? i got a good one that could help a lot of guys in my position
Click to expand...

new thread top left son
 
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I used many like this before..
they do work but really it relies much more on your Kinesics than it does the actual line.

If you are cool, great posture.. even joke about it.. it will work.

I definitely used it in the Opposite way like Randall did..

I would amp it up the more I knew the girl.. but it does strictly work as an Alpha opening.. you just have to be aware of your Kinesics..
 
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It's practically the only opener I know. There's no way it can't work if you're good looking, unless she's an arrogant *****. In that case it doesn't really matter anyway.
 
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