belividere
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calm down
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
!GULP!!!! (the sound of PR_L swalllowing his spit)Originally posted by Reed247
Guys,
she is in bed with me right now.
She was a virgin. I did her.
The christian hoe was really a virgin.
She is upset and went to sleep. I am scared now.
She said she can't see me again after this. I am not sure what to do.
Anyways it was good, but she was a virgin!!!!!
I couldnt even fit it in..
I made her drink a lot of wine...am I evil?
but it's been 9 months!
It's been done. she is in bed right now as I type this next to her. I can't be;ieve it.
I am seriously afraid of what it going to happen wihen she wakes up in the morning.!!!!!!
Oh my god I did a virgin!>!!!!.
he but she agreed to it...Will she accuse me of something I cna't say on this board???
Oh nO!
Help!
I hope everbody learned a lesson about this incident tonight.
I thought she was a lying hoe and she wasn't. She was a true virgin, I know it because it was so tight I could barely get my finger inside!
I am in big trouble
I am worried about her because
these asian commit suicide for shaming their families, and she mentioned something about being in shame...How do I change her mind? Should I tell her I love her????!!!!!
Please help
You may have been right!! Prophetic indeed if she now changes her character to that of a prostitute.Originally posted by Lost In Translation
WOW that is certainly a different spin on your story than before
this may come as a shock.... and i feel weird typing this...
she just may have been telling THE TRUTH![]()
ok that took my about 3 minutes to type that line above
can a virgin wear slutty clothes YES
can you suck on a chicks tits and she is a virgin YES
so i am gunna give you my REVISED EDITION street pimp opinion :
i think she was a virgin. went to church. was a good girl.
UNTIL you accused her of being a prostitute
she is a christian and a virgin and you call her a prostitute
YOU MIND F*CKED HER HARD. YOU BROKE HER MENTALLY.
**NOW SHE HAS RADICAL CHANGE IN BEHAVIOUR PATTERN**
you silly silly boy
now she changes after you say this INTO
she talks to prostitutes. she dresses like a prostitute. she has money like a prostitute. she lies like a prostitute.
call this crazy but dude it is entirely possible
YOU TURNED HER INTO A PROSTITUTE
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bingo.Originally posted by Dublinsfinest
i think this is a troll
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Yeah, I stayed up last night just to wait for Reed's reply! I estimated that he would update us by 1am and I was right he replied just befor 1am.Originally posted by Ricky
Puerto Rican Lover you crack me up.
Did you buy your popcorn and front row seats last night! That was hilarious!
..oookay.Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
I took him to be my child
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.