"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I commented that I'm starving and the girl immediately responded "I've got class right now"

Who Dares Win

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The simple fact that you are confused and asking advices here means its a red flag.

An interested girl would never do or say anything that could confuse or turn off someone she likes, she wouldnt run the risk to piss him off or lose him.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The simple fact that you are confused and asking advices here means its a red flag.

An interested girl would never do or say anything that could confuse or turn off someone she likes, she wouldnt run the risk to piss him off or lose him.
I generally agree with that (and this girl is a lost cause so I'm moving on) but i think the flaw in that theory is that it assumes that the woman you're dating is a mastermind with flawless social skills

Considering how few guys that describes i find it hard to imagine that there are no women that say and do stupid self defeating stuff lol.
 
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