"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I can't explain this to myself!!!

Bonez

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I want to sleep with a crack *****, but at the same time I don't.

I just figured it out, my friends are saying I'm slumming, like hitting on chicks from the slums... I just realized it was true. She was riding my tail all last night, must've asked every bouncer where I was at least 3 times. She told me last night that her and her mom spent like 30 grand in the last two years on crack, she ****ing admitted to it! Everybody is saying shes crazy now, I don't want anybody to know that I want to tap it.

I know shes hyper and needy right now, but I still want it. I feel like I can't say no!

Somebody slap some sense into me!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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She'll do you once for a quick piece of rock, however she'll be knockin on your door every 2 hours for another hit. Whatever you do, make sure she doesn't know where you live, or know your phone number.
 

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MacAvoy said:
She'll do you once for a quick piece of rock, however she'll be knockin on your door every 2 hours for another hit. Whatever you do, make sure she doesn't know where you live, or know your phone number.
I came to the same conclusion when I saw her today. Told her I'd f*ck her, and we could make her ex jealous, but only once, and I made her promise. I asked for a friends room key, told him I'd be his maid on sunday and that I'd flip the mattress when I was done...

Done deal, thanks for being there to listen everybody. Really helped me work out a solid plan.
 
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