"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can't explain this to myself!!!

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I want to sleep with a crack *****, but at the same time I don't.

I just figured it out, my friends are saying I'm slumming, like hitting on chicks from the slums... I just realized it was true. She was riding my tail all last night, must've asked every bouncer where I was at least 3 times. She told me last night that her and her mom spent like 30 grand in the last two years on crack, she ****ing admitted to it! Everybody is saying shes crazy now, I don't want anybody to know that I want to tap it.

I know shes hyper and needy right now, but I still want it. I feel like I can't say no!

Somebody slap some sense into me!
 

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She'll do you once for a quick piece of rock, however she'll be knockin on your door every 2 hours for another hit. Whatever you do, make sure she doesn't know where you live, or know your phone number.
 
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MacAvoy said:
She'll do you once for a quick piece of rock, however she'll be knockin on your door every 2 hours for another hit. Whatever you do, make sure she doesn't know where you live, or know your phone number.
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I came to the same conclusion when I saw her today. Told her I'd f*ck her, and we could make her ex jealous, but only once, and I made her promise. I asked for a friends room key, told him I'd be his maid on sunday and that I'd flip the mattress when I was done...

Done deal, thanks for being there to listen everybody. Really helped me work out a solid plan.
 
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