"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can see why banging other girls can get me over oneitis

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because im freaked out that i got her pregnant! I did it last night with the best friend of the chick i had oneitis for, and now im really worried. I dont know much about pregnancy but i read up on it last night. i am still worried though.

I wore a condom, didnt ejaculate in her, but i fingered her before and after and im worried some pre-*** might have been on my fingers.

maybe im just paranoid, but what are the chances of pregnancy like that?

should i talk to her about taking the morning after pill? if so, how do i go about doing it, and where do we find this pill?

Any input for a youngin that is looking for direction is appreciated.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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LMAO.

Dude don't trip. There's a 99.999% chance that your fine. A whole wad of jizz has 100 million sperm....1 sperm makes it if she gets pregnant, the rest die. Even if you had some pre *** on your finger(s), you just diluted everything by 99 million fold. Not very good odds.
 
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alright, cool

theres still a feeling inside me that im not comfortable with though. how long do i have to wait to find out when im in the clear? (or not in the clear...) We did it on August 15th, and her period is somewhere in the 20s. If she gets her period this month (1 week after we did it) does that mean im safe? Or is it the next period i have to wait until?

Thanks.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Don't worry

don't worry buddy
she should be more worried then you.
 
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That's what happens when you blindly follow the advice given on this site. :rolleyes:
 
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