"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can see why banging other girls can get me over oneitis

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because im freaked out that i got her pregnant! I did it last night with the best friend of the chick i had oneitis for, and now im really worried. I dont know much about pregnancy but i read up on it last night. i am still worried though.

I wore a condom, didnt ejaculate in her, but i fingered her before and after and im worried some pre-*** might have been on my fingers.

maybe im just paranoid, but what are the chances of pregnancy like that?

should i talk to her about taking the morning after pill? if so, how do i go about doing it, and where do we find this pill?

Any input for a youngin that is looking for direction is appreciated.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cactus3178

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LMAO.

Dude don't trip. There's a 99.999% chance that your fine. A whole wad of jizz has 100 million sperm....1 sperm makes it if she gets pregnant, the rest die. Even if you had some pre *** on your finger(s), you just diluted everything by 99 million fold. Not very good odds.
 

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alright, cool

theres still a feeling inside me that im not comfortable with though. how long do i have to wait to find out when im in the clear? (or not in the clear...) We did it on August 15th, and her period is somewhere in the 20s. If she gets her period this month (1 week after we did it) does that mean im safe? Or is it the next period i have to wait until?

Thanks.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ToughGuy

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Don't worry

don't worry buddy
she should be more worried then you.
 

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That's what happens when you blindly follow the advice given on this site. :rolleyes:
 
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