"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I banged my friend's wife

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ketostix

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I don't think you should tell him. What good would come of that? She might not even tell him and for all you know she's done this with other guys. You could just deny it anyway. I would just lay low for awhile and see how everyone starts acting.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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this is what's wrong with the people on this damn forum now.

youro ptions are so ****ing low.. you are ****ing your best friends wife. she doesn't want you. you were at the right place at the right time and got lucky. you could have inserted 500 other guys int hat same situtation and she would have bene just as hot

assuming she did have the hots for you... if you are doing your **** you are suppposed to inl ife.. get used to it. women throw themselves at real men. you odn't have to **** all of them. you are expected to be a MAN and set bounderies.

****ing pathetic
 

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BB I don't think any of us said what he did was right, at least I know I'm not. I'm just saying now that he's done the deed, he should should just stay quiet. He's done enough damage as it is.
 

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he shud be quite. That boy needs to man up. I'm wit Back Breaker. ps backbreaker how you been pimp? son ima pm you in a min i want you 2 check some ish out 4 me and tell me what you think...
 

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A real man would've said no to his FRIEND's wife.

You lose a good friend, and you loose some of your unborn kids to a fvckin ho.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Everyone's acting like he's gonna die. We don't even know what this Tim guy is like. He never described him beyond his job.

Is he a violent guy? Does he have a short fuse? Or is he more of a pacifist? You should tell us what he's like.
 

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KARMIC LAW #18 - Do not ever put yourself in a position of impropriety involving the advances of a woman.

What you've done is forced yourself undue stress by having to sleep with one eye open and looking over your shoulder for what's coming. Was the pvssy that worth it? Not only did you shat on a friend, you've sullied your reputation, paranoia will set in and fvck up your focus and worst of all the chick is scandalous.

Think before you fvck. This "lost in the moment" mentality is for 15 year old kids in high school.
 
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No I don't consider Tim to be a angry guy. I don't fear for my well being, seeing as though I'm a lot bigger than Tim and he's not the kind of guy to go out and get a gun. To be honest, I don't think she is going to tell him either.

I'm very angry at myself for doing it, but it was so hard not to. Seriously, this women could be on the cover of Maxim.

And yes, the sex was that good.
 

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I would just keep quiet. Nothing good could come of you telling anyone about this. Well besides here where it's anonymous. I wouldn't hit it with her again. Just lay low and see what happens.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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you dont have to repeat how hot shes is and all dude. we get it. or could it be that you are trolling?? :p
 

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Yeah, post pics and videos to go with your story.

Nothing can go wrong with that :p
 
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If you dont believe me fine, but I'm in hot water right now and oculd use some good advice .
 

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Ok

1) He never stated this was his best friend

2) He should tell Tim and if Tim no longer wants to be his friend, they weren't friends to begin with.

3) He's not pathetic, he's human.

His wife had the obligations, not him. Now one could argue that he had an obligation to his friend not to screw his wife but let's look a little closer.

He didn't make the advancements, the wife did. AND he's being honest with his friend if he tells.

And yes, she may lie. But if Tim believes the slvt over him, were they really close friends? I think not.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It was her fault, not his. Every other guy in situation would have done the same thing, she wanted it.

Now just tell him straight up, let him know what a wh0re his wife is. Don't keep it quiet.. that's lame and she'll keep doing it.

Tell him now so he can get out. He should understand and get rid of her.
 
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I'm pretty sure I'm just going to lay low, but I need to talk to her to stop with the text messages and ****.

I guess I can never break it off again either, which is fine with me I guess, no need for more stress.
 

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wow I can't believe this...it sounds so erotic it almost sounds like some kind of fantasy..NO PICS/VID=LIES....

but really if this happened this is a perfect example of how women will marry a nice guy w/ money (which I assume he has since he's a realestate agent?) and then go cheat and F*** the badboy....
 
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DJ1234 said:
wow I can't believe this...it sounds so erotic it almost sounds like some kind of fantasy..NO PICS/VID=LIES....

but really if this happened this is a perfect example of how women will marry a nice guy w/ money (which I assume he has since he's a realestate agent?) and then go cheat and F*** the badboy....

Why would you think I have pictures of my friend's wife on my computer? She's not my wife. Sorry I don't have the video of it, I thought it would be pretty sleazy.
 

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I thought it would be pretty sleazy.
thats what i thought about someone sleeping with their friend's wife while he is out of town.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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