"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I Am Teh Greatest And Im Here To Reign!!!!

IM_A_GENIUS

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YEP, THATS RIGHT, I AM THE GREATEST.
I was the straggling MENACE in another account, the most notorious phenomenon taht had ever happened to it since Casanova, and I was BOOTED and BANNED from that site, not once, not twice, but a MILLION times. I have now decided to grace THIS site with my presence and I assure you, my reigh of terror here wil not only be fearsome, but exciting too.
ALL HAIL TO ME!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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IM_A_GENIUS

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MOCK ME, QWOULD YOU? IL,L MOCK YOU! IL MOCK YOU ITH THE BRILLIANEC OF MY IQ, WHICH STANDS PROUD AND TAL AT A STAGGERING 189 POINTS, A DIZZY 29 ABIVE THE LIKES OF THAT RETARD EINSTEIN....I RUSH IN WHERE FOOLS FEAR TO TREAD AND I CONQUER SO WTCH OUT! I AM THE GREATEST!!!!1
 

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I never in a million years would have thought that Charlie Sheen would end up here with us. Welcome, brother.
 

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T. H. E. -correct spelling for the word "the."
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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