"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I am starting to get it.

crossboss

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I've been in a slump for the longest time. Although, I am realizing what my problem is. If somebody calls me weird, I let it get to me. Now, in the end it doesn't matter, what people think, but what I think. That is the D.J. mindset. You have high respect for yourself. If somebody makes fun, of you, and you don't let it bother you, that makes it go away.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MooseGod

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One of my drunk-ass buds said it best... "Is there anyone in here you honestly give a fvck about?!"...while he was wearing a rasta wig with fake dreadlocks and an inflatable sheep duct-taped to his waist at a bowling alley. :crackup:

Honestly, nearly all really cool people just don't give a sh!t. You think Robert Plant was self-conscious of his borderline-fruity getups and leather pants tight enough to leave a d!ck print? Hell no, and that guy saw more pvssy than most gynecologists ever have.
 

jesusrules

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crossboss said:
I've been in a slump for the longest time. Although, I am realizing what my problem is. If somebody calls me weird, I let it get to me. Now, in the end it doesn't matter, what people think, but what I think. That is the D.J. mindset. You have high respect for yourself. If somebody makes fun, of you, and you don't let it bother you, that makes it go away.

Thats right thats how all of us should be. But let me tell you its tough to sometimes not give a damn, but its really the true dj mindset to have.:up:
 
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