"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i am really stupid, i know, std question...

shagnscoob

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i was at dennys on sunday. i KNOW THIS WAS STUPID, but there was a lady sitting behind me having cheesecake, and she left and i looked and there was alot of cheesecake left over. so i took it and ate it, using my own fork not hers.

since then i noticed a small bump on the inside of my left cheek(in my mouth, that is), its got seemingly nothing to do with anything on the outside of my cheek. and its right where my teeth meet, as if maybe i bit right there in my sleep or something. but its like a pimple, only i cant see it in the mirror when i open my mouth, its the same color as everything else, the only thing i can see is that theres a little bump there.

furthermore, i cant really think of anything else that mightve caused this. except perhaps playing trumpet alot, which ive been doing.

should i be worried or not? im pretty sure it takes way longer than this for something like that to develop, not to mention it seems EXTREMELY unlikely that i couldve picked up anything from her saliva being on her fork, to her cheesecake, to my fork, to my mouth, if thats even what caused it. im PRETTY SURE that this whole thing is my imagination, and the bump is totally irrelevant, but i want to be sure.

anyway, am i safe? am i clean? anything?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Create Reality

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Might as well go see a doctor and get that thing looked at. You can never be too safe with these types of things.
 

white cloud 8

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thats some funny sh*t :rolleyes:, why would u eat someone else's leftovers ewwwwww......serves u right
 

diablo

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You have what is called herpes simplex. It's more commonly known as a "cold sore". There's tons of information available online about it.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=cold+sore+herpes

Now seriously, how hard up are you that you had to eat leftover food off of another persons plate after they left the table? I'd be worried more about the reasoning behind that decision than anything else - the next step is to dig around in garbage cans outside of McDonalds, which could cause you to get tetanus.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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shagnscoob

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it was pretty ****ing good cheesecake :cool:
 

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Next time order your own, ya cheap bastid. And don't try to claim it was for the starving kids in Asia, I know you don't give a **** about them.
 

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Well you've technically kissed her already, so you may aswell track her down and screw her, to get the rest of her diseases. Who knows...... One of them might even be the cure to this problem. :p
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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vanwilder

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90% of peopel have herpes simplex, who the **** gives a ****, if you have ever had a cold sore you have herpes simplex.

got herpes?
 

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Originally posted by vanwilder
90% of peopel have herpes simplex, who the **** gives a ****, if you have ever had a cold sore you have herpes simplex.

got herpes?
sure i do:cheer:

however i dont think he caught herpes in this manner. its harder to catch than eating after someone. perhaps he already caught it from kissing someone and just never broke out until now and didnt know it before.
 

vanwilder

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Originally posted by penkitten
sure i do:cheer:

however i dont think he caught herpes in this manner. its harder to catch than eating after someone. perhaps he already caught it from kissing someone and just never broke out until now and didnt know it before.
yeaaaaaaaa its a party, and i bet it was jsut by chance he got the sore as well. i used to get them when i was little, the canquer sores, havent had one in like 4-5 years now.
 

BMW

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I'm just surprised that people actually eat at Denny's
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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