"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am a woman.

Teen Spirit

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I asked her about the name and she said it was a family nickname or something.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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cant think of a user name

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Posted by Pookie:
How can I find what I am looking for without being totally robbed?
- What are you looking for?

- Are you in any way correlated with one of the most well-known posters in the history of sosuave that shares 4 letters of your screenname?

- Are you in fact, one of the most well-known posters in the history of sosuave that shares 4 letters of your screenname and posing as a woman?

- If you are in fact one of the most well-known posters in the history of sosuave then why are you posing as a woman?

- How do you think you might end up "totally robbed"

- Why do you want to theorise "the game"

- Do you like to be interrogated?
 

Golden Arms

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Originally posted by Pookie
:)

I guess I took the easy way out.

Truth is, girls are just as insecure about it all as the guys.
Really ?? :eek:

:D

I would venture to say that girls are about 100 times more insecure than guys
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
And there is no spoon....
Haha you sir get a cookie.

And people, it's not pook. Pook moved to texas and has a job and doesn't have time for this site anymore. Let it go.

OMG SOMEONE TOOK THE NAME POOK(something) NOWAYAYAOMGOMG!!!11oneonetwo
 

Void

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NOWAYOMGOGMGOMGO!! IT'S POOK!!OOGMOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMG~!!!!!!! :p





but really pook moved to texas? why didnt u tell us? :confused:
we love pook :(



:) :D :cheer:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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women crave attention

woman on mens message board = attention

women using part of pooks name = more attention

you want to come here to learn the game so you don't get hurt.

you will get hurt

women are based on emotions

A Don will cause a woman to feel strong powerful emotions towards him if not she will be nexted


the truth will set you free
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Void
but really pook moved to texas? why didnt u tell us? :confused:
we love pook :(
didn't think it was very important until everyone went ape sh*t over the possibility he returned.
 
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